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Equation
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money
Therefore,
Men - earn money = Donkeys
In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys

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Q: Do you already know the latest stats joke?
A: Probably...

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Teacher: What's 2 and 2?
Pupil: 4
Teacher: That's good.
Pupil: Good? That's perfect!

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Q: Why accountants don't read novels?
A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

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Q: How many mathematicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: On average or do you want the whole distribution?

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Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?
A: She can't find the eleven.

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If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Plenty of milk.

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Dear Maths,
Please grow up now and solve you problems yourself.

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Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs, and 50 percent imagination.

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Q: Did you hear that joke about the infinite line?
A: Don’t worry, It doesn’t have a point!

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Q:What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher?
A: The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work.
The philosopher can do without the trash bin.

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Q:Why do they never serve вееr at a math party?
A:Because you can't drink and derive...

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I love math - it makes people cry.

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Q: What does the zero say to the the eight?
A: Nice belt!

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Q: Why did the mathbook кill himself?
A: Because nobody understood him.

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First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like?
Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

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Q: What's the difference between a man and a pig?
A: There's a difference?

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