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What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?
Filet delay.

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Why did the vampire subscribe to the Wall St Journal? He heard it had great circulation...

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What did superman say to batman nothing bruce is dead

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Why did the vampire go to the doctors?
Because of his coff’in.

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Top Ten Signs you're Not Watching a Real Baseball Team
From Late Show with David Letterman; Monday, February 20, 1995
You recognize batter as the kid who sold you a hot dog a couple minutes earlier.
Everytime a player slides into second, he busts his hip.
They keep shouting "Do over!"
When umpire yells, "Strike 3!" batter looks at him as if the dude's speaking French.
Try as they might, they just can't scratch themselves like professionals.
First base: Siskel. Second base: Ebert.
Game stops when some lady in a house near the stadium shouts "Dinner time!"
Players constantly adjusting each other's cups.
You overheard the coach yelling, "Run, Forrest, run!"
They play like the Mets

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Monday jokes Dog jokes

Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

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Every cigarette you smoke takes five minutes off your life.
According to my calculations, I should have died in 1879.

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Every day, man is making вiggеr and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making вiggеr and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning.

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A small ATM room which is equipped with 2 ACs and 4 tube lights, working 24 hours a day, is asking me not to print receipt to save environment.

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Some people want to wake up rich. Some people want to wake up famous. I just want to wake up and not worry about a dамn thing.

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What do you call a black man in a tree? A branch manager.

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Love is blind, only marriage opens your eyes.

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Marriage and Family Jokes Love Jokes

Where are you going for vacation this year?
I checked my budget and decided that I didn't get tired.

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Life Jokes

How do you milk sheep? …. ….
….
With iPhone accessories.

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Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes Apple and iPhone Jokes

I’m going oomph be busy having dinner soon I have internet for Christmas 🎄 and I have some Christmas

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Internet Jokes

Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.

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God:
“Steven join us” sees the staircase to heaven Steven:
“ahh fu-”

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Just decided to run a marathon for charity. At first I didn’t want to do it but apparently it’s for blind and disabled kids so I think I’ve got a good chance of winning.

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While attending a marriage seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."
He addressed the men, "Can you describe your wife's favorite flower?"
Tom, smiling but looking a little nervous, leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's self-rising flour, right?"

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If Eve wore a fig leaf, what did Adam wear? A hole in it.

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