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Redneck Воотy Call... Elvis:
Can I come over and see your Velvet Elvis?

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A blonde bought an a.
m. radio and it took her a month to find out she could listen to it at night.

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What did Harry Potter do when he found the three-headed dog?
He ran... wouldn't you?

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Q: How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?
A: Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.

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Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day, but only one can get into the pearly gates.
St. Peter asks Queen Elizabeth what makes her special enough to enter Heaven. Elizabeth takes out a dоuсhе bottle and douches herself.
St. Peter asks Dolly what makes her special enough to get into Heaven. Dolly opens up her shirt and flashes her chest.
St. Peter lets Queen Elizabeth in instead of Dolly. When Dolly asks St. Peter why Elizabeth was let in, Peter replies, "A royal flush beats a wild pair."

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Q: How did Helen Keller parents punish her?
A: They rearranged the furniture.

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Geek Воотy Call... Precious:
You are more precious than dilithium crystals.

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Did you hear about the X-rated мurdеr mystery?
In the end, everybody did it!

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Q: Who is the famous artist with brown fingers?
A: Pic-аss-o.

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Q: Why should you not take a Pokemon into the bathroom with you?
A: Because it might Pikachu.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Pikachu with роrn?
A: Pikascrew.

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Q: How do you know when your bass player arrives?
A: He knocks on the door but forgets to come in.

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Q: How many guitar players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two: One to change the lightbulb, the other to say, I can do that.

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Q: How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?
A: A buck an ear.

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Louis, the French Fighter Pilot, was lying with his mistress nакеd in bed. As he was kissing her red, red lips, he stopped.
"To kiss your red lips, I need red wine." So he poured red wine over her lips and continued to kiss her. He moved on to her white, white вrеаsтs.
"To kiss your white вrеаsтs, I need white wine." So he poured white wine over her вrеаsтs and continued to kiss them. He then moved on to her bush. He poured brandy all over it and set it alight.
"Louis!" she screamed. "What are you doing?"
"Baby," he said, "when I go down, I GO DOWN IN FLAMES!"

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Hobo Воотy Call... Pile:
Nice rags. Haven't I seen you rooting around the same pile before?

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Q: Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
A: Because she gets a frog in her throat at 69.

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Alien Воотy Call... Phone Home:
Forget phooone hooome. How about phooone meeee?

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What do George Bush's wife and the American flag have in common?
They both go down in the name of the president.

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Q: What do Barbie and Paris Hilton have in common?
A: They are both blonde, brainless and made out of plastic.

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