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Дете пита майка си: Treffen sich zwei Frauen im Park, die eine hat einen Kinderwagen dabei. Негърче пита майка си: Un ragazzino: - Mamma, come mai tu sei bianca e io sono nero? - Eh figlio mio, quando mi ricordo di quella festa..., meno male che non abbai. Sohn: "Papa, warum bin ich schwarz obwohl Mama und Du weiß seid?" Vater: "Tja Sohn, das war damals eine ziemlich wilde Orgie. Sei froh, dass Du nicht bellst!" A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?" "Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !" O garotinho vira-se para a mãe e pergunta: — Manhêêê! — O que é, seu pirralh..., digo, meu querido? — Se você é branca e o papai é negro, por que é que eu fui nascer com cara de japonês? — Ih, meu... Fragt die Frau den Arzt, wie denn ihr neugeborenes Kind aussehe. Antwortet der Arzt: "Ein blonder Schwarzer mit asiatischen Augen! Vielleicht sollten sie das nächste Mal besser aufpassen, wenn sie... Een blondje ligt op de verlostafel en het hoofdje van haar baby komt er uit. Warempel, het is zwart! De verpleegster vraagt: "Deed u het met een zwarte?" "Ja zei de blondine, maar eenmalig." Het... Fritzchen: Papa, Papa – warum sind du und Mama weiß und ich schwarz? Vater: Weißt du Sohn, die 68er waren eine verrückte Zeit. Sei froh, dass du nicht bellst. Mamo, mamo, a dlaczego ja jestem czarny, a Ty jesteś biała? - pyta dziecko mamę. - Ciesz się, że nie masz ogona i nie szczekasz - taka była impreza - odpowiada mama. - Apu, apu! Miért van az, hogy te is fehér vagy, anyu is fehér és én néger vagyok? - Hú, kisfiam erről inkább anyádat kérdezd! Odamegy a gyerek az anyjához: - Anyu, Anyu! Miért van az, hogy te is... Op het ziekenhuis is er juist een vrouw aan het bevallen. Eerst komt het kopje van de baby tevoorschijn, het ziet geel. De dokter vraagt: "Heb je het ooit met een chinees gedaan?" Waarop de dame... Pistike kérdezi az anyukáját: - Anya az mért van, hogy apa is, te is, az egész családban mindenki fehér, csak én vagyok fekete? - Kisfiam, ne kérdezz semmit! Amilyen buli volt, örülj, hogy nem... Mazs zēns jautā mammai: - Mamm, kāpēc es esmu melnādains, bet tu balta? - Labāk nejautā. Atceroties to ballīti.. esi laimīgs, ka nerej! Kisfiú odamegy az anyukájához: - Anyuci, az hogy van, hogy az oviban minden kisfiúnak fehér a bőre, és a szülei is fehérek. Én viszont fekete vagyok, viszont te fehér! Hogy lehet ez? - Hát,... Mommy, why am I asian when daddy is black and you are white? With how that night went just be thankful you are not barking Ρωτάει το παιδί τον πατέρα του : - Μπαμπά, γιατί εσύ είσαι άσπρος, η μαμά μου μαύρη και εγώ κίτρινος; Και του απαντάει ο πατέρας του: - Με την παρτούζα που έπεσε εκείνο το βράδυ, να ευχαριστείς που...
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American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large supply of garbage from his recent stay at an apartment. After a long search, he just couldn't find any place to discard of it. So, he just went down one of the side streets to dump it there.
Yet, he was stopped by a Moscow police officer, who said, "Hey you, what are you doing?"
"I have to throw this away," replied the tourist.
"You can't throw it away here. Look, follow me," the policeman offered.
The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said the cop, "dump all the garbage you want."
The American shrugs, opens up the large bags of garbage, and dumps them right on the flowers.
"Thanks for giving me a place to dump this stuff. This is very nice of you. Is this Russian courtesy?" asked the tourist.
"No. This is the American Embassy."
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Положба Ποντιακές Αερογραμμές Πόντιος Πιλότος Ο πύργος ελέγχου στον πιλότο .. Il pilota Andrew è un novellino ed è appena decollato con l'aereo. Dopo dieci minuti di volo la torre di controllo si mette in contatto con lui: "Signor Andrew, comunichi la sua altezza e posizione." E il pilota: "Sono alto un metro e ottanta e sono seduto." [first day as a pilot] Control tower: What's your location? Me: I'm in the cockpit. Control tower: I mean where is the airplane? Me: Mainly behind me. La torre di controllo chiede al pilota: “Ci comunichi la sua altezza e la sua posizione!” Il pilota: “Ehm, sono alto 1,75 e sono seduto...” - Ange er höjd och position, säger flygledaren i kontrolltornet. - Jag är en och åttifem lång och sitter längst fram, svarar flygplanspiloten. Et svensk fly på vei til Oslo nærmer seg Fornebu og mottar melding fra kontrolltårnet: - Oppgi høyde og posisjon. Svaret fra flyet: - Jag är 1.80 høg, är svensk flygkapten och sitter helt främst i... C'est la tour de contrôle d'un aéroport qui contacte un avion qui s'apprête à atterrir. Le commandant de la tour dit : - Quelle est votre hauteur et votre position ? - Je mesure 1.80m et je suis...
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Two doctors opened an office in a small town.
They put up a sign reading: "Dr Smith and Dr Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."
The town council was not too happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to: "Hysterias and Posteriors."
This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council, they changed the sign to: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids."
No go! Next they tried "Catatonics and Colonics" Thumbs down again.
Then came, "Manic-Depressives and Аnаl-Retentives."
But is was still not good! So they tried:
"Minds and Behinds"
"Analysis and Аnаl Cysts"
"Nuts and Butts"
"Freaks and Cheeks"
"Loons and Moons"
"Lost Souls and Аss Holes"
None worked.
Almost at their wits' end, the doctors finally came up with a title they thought might be accepted by the council:
"Dr Smith and Dr Jones, Odds and Ends."
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