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I'm on a seafood diet.
When I see food, I eat it.

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Doctors have gone on strike, but their demands are unclear

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Highlander

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Welcome to Organic Chemistry, where questions like:
"Where do you keep your chloroform?"
do no longer suspicious

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Science jokes

Did you know?
Smoking is good for the environment because it kills human beings

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Dark Humor Jokes

When life gives you a second chance

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Spoke to my Ex after 10 years.
Miss or mrs?" he asked
"Dr." i said

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Dracula

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Phisycs is PHUN

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The best back to school picture ever

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School Jokes

I don't worry about getting older.
You're still gonna do dump staff, only slower

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A little known fact: The first testicular guard was used in cricket in 1874. The first helmet was used in 1974 It took 100 years for men to realize that the brain is also important

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A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.
The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males employed there.
She then asked if there was something she could help the gentleman with.
The man said "this is embarrassing for me, but I have a permanent еrестiоn which causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what you could give me for it?"
The pharmacist said "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister."
When she returned, she said, "the best we can do is 1/3 ownership in the store and $3000. a month in living expenses."

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Jokes about Women

I made a mistake.
I realized my mistake.
I apologized!
She made a mistake
I told her it was her mistake.
I realized my mistake
I apologized!

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A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked:
"How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About two hours." The guy left.
A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked,
"How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About three hours." The guy left.
A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked,
"How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop
and said, "About an hour and half." The guy left.
The barber turned to a friend and said,
"Hey, Bill, do me a favor. Follow that guy and see where he goes.
He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back."
A little while later Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?" Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said, "Your house"

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Ever wanted to know why we use ABCDEF to define вrа sizes?
A - Appreciable
B - Good
C - Canon
D - Demented
E - Huge
F - False

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Jokes about Women

- So, what do you do in your free time?
- I stalk people
- Oh, ok.. I like to swim
- I know ..

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Dark Humor Jokes

Last night I was relaxing on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen:
"Oh sweetheart, what would you like for dinner, my love? Chicken, beef or lamb?"
I said, "Thank you, darling. I think I'll have chicken."
She replied, "You're havin' a peanut butter sandwich. I was talkin' to the dog!"

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I earn a five-figure month salary.
Unfortunately, there's a decimal point involved.

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"Watson, you look constipated!"
"No shiт, Sherlock."

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Sherlock Holmes Jokes