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A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he's allowed to say two words every seven years. Schwester Agnes tritt in das Kloster des Schweigens ein. Die Oberin Mutter Theresa erklärt ihr:, "Dies ist ein Kloster des Schweigens. Du bist willkommen, so lange du nicht sprichst, bis ich dir... En man beslutade att bli munk och sökte upp ett kloster där huvudregeln var tystnad. Han fick bara säga två ord under varje decennium. Efter tio år kallade abboten honom till sig och sa: - Du kan... Every ten years, the monks in the monastery are allowed to break their vow of silence to speak two words. Ten years go by and it’s one monk’s first chance. He thinks for a second before saying,... Αποφασίζει ένας τύπος να μονάσει και μετά απο πολύ ψάξιμο βρίσκει και αυτός μια μονή να αποσυρθεί. Εγκαταλείπει τον κόσμο και τελικά μια μέρα μπαίνει μέσα στην μονή. Βρίσκει πολλούς ακόμα μοναχούς... Zuster Mary gaat binnen in het Klooster van de Stilte. De priester zei: “Zuster, dit is een stil klooster. U bent hier welkom, zolang als je wilt, maar je mag niet spreken enkel als ik je...
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A man goes into a Harley Davidson shop and while looking at bikes, the salesman comes up and asks if he has any questions.
The man then asks how he keeps the chrome looking so good on all these bikes? The salesman replies, "That's easy, I carry a jar of Vasoline in my pocket and when it looks like it's going to rain, I put Vasoline on all the chrome and wipe it off when it quits raining and no water spots." The guy says that makes sense and later picks a bike to purchase. After completing the paperwork, he rides the bike to a pharmacy and purchases a jar of Vasoline that he puts in his pocket.rnrnThe man then rides the bike over to his girlfriend's house and while they are standing outside looking at the bike, his girlfriend's phone rings. His girlfriend says that it's her parents and they want to invite them to dinner at their house. The guy agrees and says they can ride the bike over to their house.rnrnAs their walking up to the front door, the girlfriend says she needs to tell him something before they go inside. She tells him that you can't talk during dinner. The guy asks why, and the girlfriend says the first person to talk has to do the dishes. The guy thinks this to be a little strange, but says OK.rnrnWhen they get inside, the guy looks inside the kitchen and sees about two months worth of dirтy dishes piled up and thinks there is no way he's talking during dinner. They sit down and begin eating when a thought pops into the guys head. The guy grabs his girlfriend an d throws her up on the dining room table and rails the shiт out of her, but no one says a word. The guy then grabs his girlfriend's mom and throws her up on the table and rails her too, and again no one says anything. About that time, the guy hears thunder and reaches in his pocket to recover the jar of Vasoline. His girlfriend's father then says, "Fuск this shiт, I'll do the gоddамn dishes!"
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