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Полицай към арестант: Съдията: - Всичко, което кажете ще се използва срещу вас! Подсъдимият: - Цици. A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!" Bryster En mand bliver arresteret af en kvindelig betjent. Hun informere ham om: “ – Alt hvad du siger og gør kan og vil blive brugt mod dig”. Manden siger så: “Bryster!” Sulaikytas jaunuolis. Policininkas sako: - Viskas, ką pasakysite, bus panaudota prieš jus teisme. Jaunuolis: - Nuoga merga...
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St Peter is standing at heaven's gate when a man walks up.
"Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?"
"I was a policeman," he responded.
"What kind of policeman?" St Peter asked.
"I was a vice officer. I kept dangerous narcotics out of the hands of kids."
"Wonderful my son, welcome to heaven. Pass through the gates."
A few moments later a second man walks up.
"Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?"
"I was a policeman," he responded.
"What kind of policeman?" St Peter asked.
"I was a traffic officer. I kept the roads and highways safe for travelers."
"Well done. Pass through the gates into paradise."
A few moments later a third man walks up.
"Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?"
"I was a policeman," he responded.
"What kind of policeman?" St Peter asked.
"I was a Military Policeman, Sir."
"Excellent my son, I've gotta take a leak, watch the gate will ya?"
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Знаете ли защо Куба нямат национален отбор по плуване !? Защо мексиканците нямат Олимпийски отбор? Mexico doesn't win Olympic medals because all the best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America. Why doesn't Mexico have any teams competing in the Olympics? ¿Por qué los mexicanos no van a las Olimpiadas?. ¿Por qué en Cuba no hay piscinas?.,Porque todos los que saben nadar se han ido a los EEUU... ¿Porque México no tiene equipo olímpico? Porque todos los mexicanos que saben correr, saltar y nadar están en Estados Unidos Waarom doet Mexico nooit mee aan de Olympische Spelen? Alles wat hard kan rennen, springen of zwemmen zit al in Amerika… Miksi Meksikolla ei ole olympiajoukkuetta? - Koska kaikki juoksu-, hyppy-, ja uintitaitoiset ovat jo karanneet Yhdysvaltojen puolelle - Miért nem indított Kuba evezős válogatottat az olimpián? - Mert aki evezni tud, az már Floridában van.
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