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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, after sеx, she smokes a turkey.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her armpits look like she's got Don King in a headlock.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she tried to drown her pet fish.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she thought Boyz II Men was a military academy.

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Yo' Mama's so nasty, they filmed "Crocodile Dundee" in her footbath.

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Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the аss.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's аss flapping in the breeze.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.

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Q: What has two legs and bleeds?
A: Half a cat.

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A hound dog lays in the yard and an old man in overalls sits on the porch.
"Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?" a jogger asks.
The old man looks over his newspaper and replies, "Nope."
As soon as the jogger enters the yard, the dog begins snarling and growling, and then attacks the jogger's legs. As the jogger flails around in the yard, he yells, "I thought you said your dog didn't bite!"
The old man mutters, "Ain't my dog."

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While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, "No honey for you for one month!"
Later that afternoon, Johnny's dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. "That's it! No butter for you for one month!" says his dad.
Later that evening as Johnny's mother cooks dinner, a cockroach run across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her.
Little Johnny looks at his father and says, "Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?"

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Q: What's it called when a soldier slips into a fox hole?
A: Веsтiаliтy.

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Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar.
And doesn’t.

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