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Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
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The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris.
The whole universe goes to hеll.
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File This Insult away, you may need it some day soon.
Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
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How come "you're a peach" is a complement but "you're bananas" is an insult? Why are we allowing fruit discrimination to tear society apart?
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How big is a Republican-size bed?
Wide enough for the man, the woman, and the ten-foot pole.
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Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn
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Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him.
That man was Stephen Hawking.
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Me: Why did the Pizza Delivery guy cross the rode?
Friend: To get to the other side?
Me: No to delivery pizza to the hideous girl on the other side!
Friend: ...
Me: Knock Knock!
Friend: Who's there!?
Me: The Pizza Delivery guy!
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"Yo momma so sтuрid she steals free bread!"
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I'm a geek, but you know what? I'm not a nerd. And there is a difference. Allow me to explain.
A geek is the kind of person that'll stand in line to see the midnight premiere of the new Harry Potter movie. That's me, that's how I roll...
Now a nerd is the kind of person who goes to the midnight premiere of the new Harry Potter movie dressed like Harry Potter. And that sh*t is pathetic, right?
What's up with those losers?
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I watched the Harry Potter films for the first time at the weekend
They were okay, but a bit unrealistic: a gingеr schoolkid with two friends?
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Boy: you're really pretty
Girl:thanks
Boy:I wish there was something between us
Girl:I do too
Boy:really?! Like what?
Girl: a wall!
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You know you are getting old when the smile beside your bedside isn't that same smile. It's your teeth in a jam jar
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I will never forget my first date… talk about insults! …
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I asked her if I could give her a goodnight kiss on the cheek - she lifted her skirt and веnт over!
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I'm tired of all these old people joining Facebook. It's not for you. All I'm saying is, I don't want to go on Facebook and be invited to be a fаn of 'The Andy Griffith Show.'
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Girl on Facebook:OH MY GOD i just found out my grandad built the titanic !!
Me:Well he didn't do a very good job did he ?
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Son: Iphone! * holding it*
Daughter: Ipod! *holding it*
Mom: Ipad! *holding it*
Dad: IPAID!
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Съвременно семейство: son: I got an ipad daughter: I got an ipod mom: I got an iphone dad:.....Ipaid
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I sneeze and all the snot got everywhere. Someone says: You're disgusting! I say back: your internet history is disgusting. (Laughter)
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Son:
"Dad! Dad! There is a monster under my bed!"
Dad:
"Enjoy it while you can son, when you get married the monster sleeps in your bed."
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Като бях малък, се страхувах от чудовището под леглото. Fritzchen rennt zu seinem Vater und schreit: "Papa, Papa, unter meinem Bett ist ein Monster!" Der Vater winkt ab und beruhigt den Jungen: "Keine Sorge, Schatz! Das Monster liegt neben mir im Bett und schläft!" Sohn: "Papa, Papa bei mir liegt ein Monster unterm Bett!" Vater: "Sohn, bei mir liegt eins im Bett!" Monster Dreng: “Far der ligger et monster under sengen” Far svarer: “Knægt herinde ligger det i sengen” Father talks to his 5-year-old son: “No, Petie, you don’t have to worry. There is no monster sleeping under your bed. It sleeps every day in the bed next to me.” Ніч. — Тато, тато, під моїм ліжком монстр! — Ні, синку, він в моєму ... - Mami, sub patul meu este un Monstru. - Cat tata va fi in deplasare, acest monstru Va locui la noi. Vater zu seinem 5-jährigem Sohn: "Nein, das Monster ist nicht unter deinem Bett. Mach dir hier keine Sorgen. Das Monster schläft jeden Tag neben mir." Papa, papa! Er ligt een monster onder m'n bed! Jongen toch….. Bij mij ligt er één IN bed!
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