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One day, a young boy was asked by his teacher to tell him what the chemical formula for water was.
The boy replied with "H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O".
The Teacher was stunned. "That's not right, how did you come up with that?"
The boy said, "Last week you said it was H2O!"
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Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
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"Yesterday, scientists revealed that вееr contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of вееr and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, couldn't drive, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned."
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Пивото има женски хормони Алкохолот содржи женски хормони?! Θηλυκές ορμονες Абе вярно ли е, че в бирата слагат женски хормони? Учени са открили женски хормони в бирата! Последние исследования показали, что в пиве содержится высокая концентрация женских гормонов. Unterhalten sich zwei Männer, sagt der eine: Wusstest du schon, dass Bier weibliche Hormone enthält. Nicht?! Die Wissenschaft fand heraus, daß man, wenn man zu viel Bier trinkt, viel Blödsinn redet. Cientistas descobrem que após a fermentação, a cerveja passa por uma transformação química e libera um composto parecido com o hormônio feminino. Deve ser por isso que quando tomamos uma cerveja: — A gente começa a falar demais; — Ri à toa; — E dirige mal. Il est scientifiquement prouvé que n'importe quel alcool contient des hormones féminines: Quand on en boit trop, on parle beaucoup, on dit des conneries et on conduit mal. För en tid sedan föreslog kanadensiska forskare att männen borde se över sin ölkonsumtion. Till grund för detta uttalande låg en undersökning som visar att öl innehåller kvinnliga könshormoner.... "Ich glaube, im Bier sind weibliche Hormone?" "Wie kommst denn da drauf?" "Ganz einfach: Immer wenn ich zuviel davon trinke, kann ich nicht mehr Auto fahren." CONFIRMADO! CERVEJA TEM HORMONIOS FEMININOS! QUANDO VOCÊ BEBE DEMAIS: VC GASTA MAIS DO QUE TEM. SÓ FALA BESTEIRA. E DIRIJE MAL! Uma pesquisa feita por professores de Cambridge confirma: Todas as bebidas alcoólicas contém hormônio feminino. Sim pois quem bebe demais dirige mal e só fala besteira Yesterday, government scientists suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.... In bier zitten vrouwelijke hormonen; Hoe meer je drinkt, hoe meer je praat en hoe slechter je gaat rijden. Kaverus totesi toiselle baaritiskillä: Oluessa on pakko olla naishormoneja. Miten niin? toinen kaverus vastasi. Koska aina kun juon liikaa, puhun jonnin joutavia, enkä osaa ajaa autoa. Weten jullie dat er in bier vrouwelijke hormonen zitten? Als je tien glazen bier op hebt, begin je allerlei onzin uit te kramen…en je gaat je overal mee bemoeien.. en je kunt dan ook geen auto meer... Forskere ved Helsedepartementet i Canada foreslo, på bakgrunn av analyser som viser innhold av kvinnelige hormoner i øl, at man skulle gjøre et vitenskapelig forsøk for å avdekke hvordan dette i... Øl En forskning har vist at der er kvindelige hormoner i øl. Det forklare vel, hvorfor mænd er så dumme at høre på efter 6-7 øl? Amerikassa on tehty merkittävä tiedelöytö. Olut sisältää pieniä määriä naishormoneja. Todistaakseen teoriansa tiedemiehet juottivat sadalle miehelle 12 tuopillista olutta kullekin, ja tulokset... Vorige week hebben wetenschappers de resultaten bekend gemaakt van een onderzoek dat aantoont dat bier kleine hoeveelheden vrouwelijke hormonen bevat. Om hun theorie te bewijzen, gaven ze honderd... Im Bier sind weibliche Hormone! Woher weißt du das? Wenn ich mehrere trinke kann ich nicht mehr Autofahren und rede dummes Zeug! ¿ Sabías que la cerveza tiene hormonas femeninas ?,le dice un borracho en un bar a otro. - No te creo. - Si, fijate si tomas demasiado, empiezas a hablar mucho y manejas el auto de lo peor. - Stiati ca berea contine hormoni feminini? - Cum asa!? - Daca bei bere, vorbesti aiurea si Nu stii sa conduci. Dizem que estão colocando hormonio feminino na cerveja, é, porque quando o homem bebe, só fala besteira e dirige muito mal Im Bier sind tatsächlich weibliche Hormone. Wenn ich davon zu viel trinke, labere ich nur noch Stuß und kann nicht mehr Autofahren. There are a lot of female hormones in beer. When I drink five bottles I also can't drive a car and start behaving illogically. Det er nu videnskabeligt bevidst at man bliver mere feminin af at drikke øl! Dette fandt man ud af ved at give 10 mænd 15 øl hver og så observerer deres opførsel: de gik alle op i vægt, kunne ikke...
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Yo momma so fат, when shes falling out the sky, people thought it was meteor shower.
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Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs.
This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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Q: How do astronomers organize a party?
A: They planet.
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Yo mama so fат she was the meteor that killed the dinos.
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Don't trust atoms. They make up everything.
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DEPT OF STATISTICS:
All grades are plotted along the normal веll curve.
DEPT OF PSYCHOLOGY:
Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them and turn them in.
The professor opens the books and assigns the first grade that comes to mind.
DEPT OF HISTORY:
All students get the same grade they got last year.
DEPT OF RELIGION:
Grade is determined by God.
DEPT OF PHILOSOPHY:
What is a grade?
LAW SCHOOL:
Students are asked to defend their position of why they should receive an A.
DEPT OF MATHEMATICS:
Grades are variable.
DEPT OF LOGIC:
If and only if the student is present for the final and the student has accumulated a passing grade then the student will receive an A else the student will not receive an A.
DEPT OF COMPUTER SCIENCE:
Random number generator determines grade.
MUSIC DEPARTMENT:
Each student must figure out his grade by listening to the instructor play the corresponding note (+ and - would be sharp and flat respectively).
DEPT OF PHYSICAL EDUCATION:
Everybody gets an A.
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A science teacher tells his class, "Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1773." A blonde student responds, "Thank God I was born after 1773! Otherwise I would have died without it."
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Naturfagslæreren sa til klassen: - ”Oksygen er helt nødvendig for å overleve. Det ble oppdaget i 1773.” Den blonde studenten utbrøt: - ”Takk Gud for at jeg ble født etter 1773!”
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Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
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Yo mama so fат, the only way scientists found out about space because you could see her from Earth.
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They have traced the Gаy Gene all the way back to the time of the Dinosaurs.
They found two distinct species.
They have named them Lickalotapus and Megasoreass.
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Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
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I love math - it makes people cry.
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Q:Why do they never serve вееr at a math party?
A:Because you can't drink and derive...
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A mathematician, physicist and economist after Titanic crash on uninhabited island in the middle of Atlantic ocean.
Starving to death they found a can of roastbeef.
They start debating how to open the can without can-opener.
Mathematician suggests to drop the can from the cliff to open it.
Physicist proposes to heat the can on bonfire.
Economist: "Let's suppose the can is opened...."
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Your mama is so ugly she jumps and the gravity did not return.
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Q: Did you hear that joke about the infinite line?
A: Don’t worry, It doesn’t have a point!
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Your Mother is so fат, her water heater needs a nuclear reactor.
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