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Modern Science Научни новини. Учените откриха хранителен продукт, намаляващ с 90% желанието на жените за секс - сватбената торта. Новости науки. Ученые обнаружили пищевой продукт, на 90% снижающий потребность женщин в сексе! Это свадебный торт. Een aantal wetenschappers zijn erachter gekomen welk voedsel ervoor zorgt dat de sex lust bij vrouwen met 85% afneemt... Een huwelijks taart! Tiedemiehet ovat keksineet ruoan, joka vähentää naisten seksuaalista halukkuutta 90 prosentilla. - Sitä kutsutaan hääkakuksi Naukowcy odkryli potrawę, która zmniejsza popęd seksualny kobiet o 90%. Nazywa się "tort weselny". Qual è il cibo che fa diminuire la frequenza dei rapporti sessuali della coppia? La torta nuziale! Quel type de nourriture réduit l'activité sexuelle des femmes de 90% ? Le gâteau de mariage. - Melyik étel csökkenti a nők szexuális vágyát 95%-kal? - ??? - Az esküvői torta. Forskere har opdaget mad, der sænker en kvindes sexlyst med 90% Det kaldes bryllupskage.
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Друг професор казва на аптекаря: Το δύσκολο όνομα ... Ο πελάτης: Ο Τοτός στο φαρμακείο Une dame se présente chez le pharmacien. Женщина в аптеке: Kommt ein Mann in die Apotheke und sagt Un gars se présente à la pharmacie et demande au pharmacien: - Je voudrais de l'acide acétylsalycilique! - Ah! vous voulez dire de l'aspirine! - Ben oui, j'ai toujours eu de la difficulté à me... Un hombre en la farmacia: - Deme una caja de ácido acetil salicílico. - Querrá decir una caja de aspirinas. - Eso, que nunca me acuerdo del nombre. Un tipo entra in farmacia e chiede al farmacista: "salve mi darebbe una scatola di acido acetilsalicilico? Sa quel prodotto antipiretico e analgesico che contiene anche sodio carbonato!" e il... W aptece: - Jest kwas acetylosalicylowy? - Chodzi pani o aspirynę? - Tak, ciągle zapominam tej nazwy...
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Two guys were working at a sawmill one day when one of the guys got too close to the blade and cut off his arm.
His buddy put the severed arm in a plastic bag and rushed it down to the hospital to get re-attached.
The next day he goes to see his chum, and finds him playing tennis.
"Incredible!," says his friend.
"Medical science is amazing."
Another month goes by and the same two guys are again at the sawmill working when the same guy gets too close to the spinning blade and this time his leg gets cut off.
Again his buddy takes the leg, puts it in a plastic bag and takes it to the hospital to get re-attached.
The next day, he goes down to see his chum and finds him outside playing football.
"Incredible!," says his friend.
"Medical science is amazing!"
Well another month goes by and again the same two friends are at the mill cutting wood when suddenly the same guy bends down too close to the blade and off comes his head.
Well his friend takes the head, puts it in a plastic bag, and heads to the hospital to get it re-attached.
The next day he goes to see his friend but can't find him.
He sees the doctor walking down the hall and says, "Doc, where is my friend? I brought him in yesterday."
The doctor thinks for a minute and says, "Oh yeah, some idiот put his head in a plastic bag and he suffocated."
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