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I dropped my phone in the river. It started to sync.

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What happens if you cross a night crawler with a telephone? You get Ringworm!

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What did the thrifty man say when he got his phone bill? “Who says talk is cheap!”

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Why did the telecommuter quit her job? Because talk is cheap.

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Why did the telecommuter lose his job? He had to many hang ups

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What did the girl say when she got a fake call? “I think that call was phoney”.

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I left my phone under my pillow last night and woke up to coins underneath it. It must have been the Blue-tooth fairy.

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How does a pirate communicate? With his aye phone.

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What is a security guard called if they work at a SamSung store? The Guardian of the Galaxy

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I want to tell you one more painful phone pun but I decided it’s uncalled for.

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What do you call a loud conversation? A megaphone.

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How does the cell phone call his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? He gives her a ring.

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Uncle owen! aunt Beru! Do't use your samsung galaxy note 7

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Life before smartphones...

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she tripped over a cordless phone.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.

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A man phones his wife's doctor and says,
"My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor asks.
"No, you idiот!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"

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Chuck Norris doesn't ever call the wrong number.
You just answer the wrong phone.

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