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Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.

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You want to hear a dirтy joke?
This guy and this girl were having sеx when the guys boss called to ask why he wasn’t at work.
The guy responds, "I’m sick"
His boss replies,
"You don’t sound sick"
The guy says, “I’m fuскing my sister” and hangs up the phone

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So i was asleep and woke up and went to work my wife left already to her job i was driving my car and ran over someone i woke up in my bed realized it was all a dream 20 minutes later i got a phone call the my wife got hit bye a car

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Police arrested a man who dropped his phone in the ocean. The was charged with a salt in battery.

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Hate when my phone dies instead of me )

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Sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone

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