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I like the real fights, like channel 291, 3:30 in the morning, and it's live -- just some guys beating the tar out of each other. I love those because you can tell they have something at stake. They have, like, rent due tomorrow.

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Kim Jong Un is missing. Nobody’s seen evil North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un for about a month now. And his daughter, Kim Kardashi Un, is worried sick.

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Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson has lots of enemies like John Cena or Batista. His arch nemesis were Paper and Scissor.

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People in North Korea who have the same name as Kim Jong Un are being ordered to change their name. Now everyone has the choice of either Khloe or Kourtney Jong Un. That’s your choice.

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Someone has to tell Маdоnnа that Africans aren't Pokemon, she can't catch 'em all.

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Paul Ross has admitted fсuкing a man for a year, suскing drugs off his face and dоgging in a car park near his home.
When asked what he was most embarrassed about, the married father of four said, “I still work for the BBC.”

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Time waits for no man.
And, for some reason, it decided to sprint past Renee Zellweger.

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“Whatever you do, don’t lose your cool.
I lost my cool once, and it killed my career.” - LL J

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Ronaldo: Hey Messi!
Messi: What?
Ronaldo: Do you have a body like mine?
Messi: No
Ronaldo:As expected. Do you have a sеxy wife like mine?
Messi: Nope... But hey Ronaldo...
Ronaldo: What?
Messi: Do you have more awards than me?
Ronaldo: *cry* no

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Just been to the chip shop and had a Katie Price Vаginа.
Or doner kebab with mayo as they prefer to call it
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Vote kickass if you would want the old Miley Cyrus back.

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Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar But they didn't planet that way?

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Stephen Hawking can finally achieve an еrестiоn now that doctors have disabled his pop-up blocker

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Interviewer:which word rhymes with hat?
A) elephant
B) hat
C) music
Lil wayne: nigga

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The prosecution must feel like Leonardo Di Caprio.
Certain they were going to get an Oscar yet walked away with nothing. #oscarpistorius

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Now that it is 2015, we should all really be on the lookout for Marty McFly…
If it is only to forewarn him to invest heavily in Parkinson’s research on his return to 1985.

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I’ve come up with Chess: British Edition.
There’s no king, the queen does fuск all and the blacks never follow the rules.

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What goes….. Click click click…….. Is that it? Click click click…….. Is that it? Click click click…….. Is that it? Stevie Wonder doing a Rubik’s cube!

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