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Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson has lots of enemies like John Cena or Batista. His arch nemesis were Paper and Scissor.

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Hillary Clinton should be the first f-president. I was going to say female but somebody deleted the 'emale'.

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People in North Korea who have the same name as Kim Jong Un are being ordered to change their name. Now everyone has the choice of either Khloe or Kourtney Jong Un. That’s your choice.

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Paul Ross has admitted fсuкing a man for a year, suскing drugs off his face and dоgging in a car park near his home.
When asked what he was most embarrassed about, the married father of four said, “I still work for the BBC.”

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Time waits for no man.
And, for some reason, it decided to sprint past Renee Zellweger.

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“Whatever you do, don’t lose your cool.
I lost my cool once, and it killed my career.” - LL J

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Ronaldo: Hey Messi!
Messi: What?
Ronaldo: Do you have a body like mine?
Messi: No
Ronaldo:As expected. Do you have a sеxy wife like mine?
Messi: Nope... But hey Ronaldo...
Ronaldo: What?
Messi: Do you have more awards than me?
Ronaldo: *cry* no

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Just been to the chip shop and had a Katie Price Vаginа.
Or doner kebab with mayo as they prefer to call it
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Vote kickass if you would want the old Miley Cyrus back.

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Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar But they didn't planet that way?

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I just figured out Miley Cyrus was вisеxuаl. I knew it!!!!!!!
#kickass if you agree

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Stephen Hawking can finally achieve an еrестiоn now that doctors have disabled his pop-up blocker

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The prosecution must feel like Leonardo Di Caprio.
Certain they were going to get an Oscar yet walked away with nothing. #oscarpistorius

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Now that it is 2015, we should all really be on the lookout for Marty McFly…
If it is only to forewarn him to invest heavily in Parkinson’s research on his return to 1985.

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I’ve come up with Chess: British Edition.
There’s no king, the queen does fuск all and the blacks never follow the rules.

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What goes….. Click click click…….. Is that it? Click click click…….. Is that it? Click click click…….. Is that it? Stevie Wonder doing a Rubik’s cube!

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I thought he was too young for Kate Winslet. He's supposed to be this worldly traveler. You give him a guitar -- he's in Hanson.

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Did you see the Russell Crowe movie about the cannibal who ate his mother-in-law?
What? You don't remember that one?
It came out in 2000 and was titled Gladiator.
(glad he ate her).

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