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So, it looks like Oscar Pistorius is going to get away with мurdеr.
That’s very disturbing news…
For my wife, who’s just gone for a рiss.

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When thin men have sеx, it lasts less than 2 minutes. This is similar to Taylor Swift's relationship.

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I’m going to compete in a marathon dressed as Michael Jackson.
Not quite sure which race yet.

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Kim Kardashian: My weight gain while pregnant was God punishing me for being so hot.
Although if God is making more Kardashians, I think we’re the ones being punished

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‪Arthur Bostrom, Officer Crabtree in Allo, Allo has spoken about the death of co-star Gorden Kaye -‬
‪ I am sorry to hear of his рissing.

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I've been in L. A. about six years. I've already had a series -- series of disappointments.

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I phoned my local radio station today.
When the guy answered the phone he said, “Congratulations on being our 1st caller, all you have to do is answer the next question correctly to win our grand prize.”
“Wahoo!” I shouted in delight.
“It’s a Maths question,” he said. “Feeling
Confident?”
“I’ve got a degree in Maths and I teach it at my local school,” I proudly replied.
“Okay then, to win 2 VIP tickets to see Justin Bieber and to meet him back stage afterwards, what’s 2+2?”
“7,” I replied.

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Muhammad Ali, may you Rest In Peace Champ. #RIPMuhammadAli

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BBC News:
“Justin Bieber’s hearing ruined beyond repair.”
That’s karma for you.

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I tried to keep up with the Kardashians……Now it hurts when I рее.

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Can i get 1000 or more kickassss likes before Trump tweets more dumb stuff?

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Guy: hey Rick Ross, you're so fат.
Rick Ross: yeah. it runs in the family
Guy: nothing runs in your family, you fат f*ck!

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And to think, they once told Oscar Pistorius he’d never walk.

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The next President of the United States of America will be Hillary "I kicked Trump's аss in every debate" Clinton. Can't wait for Trump and his deplorable's to get lost.

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Watching Keira knightly in a 3D movie would be like watching "Jaws" come to life

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I think Hilary Swank would make herself more accessible to men if she changed her forename to Gloria.

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Monday. Stayed in.
Tuesday. Stayed in.
Wednesday. Stayed in
Thursday. Stayed in
Friday. Stayed in
Saturday. Stayed in
Sunday. Stayed in.
Don’t know what the fuss about Anne Franks diary was all about.

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I’m get sick of hearing about how ‘brave’ these people are that have admitted that they have been abused by Cliff Richard.
For fсuк’s sake; I know people who have admitted to liking his music.

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