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The next President of the United States of America will be Hillary "I kicked Trump's аss in every debate" Clinton. Can't wait for Trump and his deplorable's to get lost.

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Watching Keira knightly in a 3D movie would be like watching "Jaws" come to life

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I think Hilary Swank would make herself more accessible to men if she changed her forename to Gloria.

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I’m get sick of hearing about how ‘brave’ these people are that have admitted that they have been abused by Cliff Richard.
For fсuк’s sake; I know people who have admitted to liking his music.

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Did anyone hear about George Clooney's new genealogical website?
It's called, "Oh, Brother Where Art Thou."

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Apparently Sly Stallone is in talks to make Rocky 8.
In this one he’ll fight Arthritis.

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Freddie Mercury had just finished his meal in a Greek restaurant when the waiter came over with a couple of plates for him to smash.
“Can you go and get me another one please?” Asked Freddie.
“Why?” Asked the waiter.
“I want to break three.”

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Prince Charles says he doesn’t want the Traditional Fruit Cake at his forthcoming Birthday Party.
Prince Phillip says he doesn’t give a shiт, he’s still going anyway.

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Donald Trump is quoted saying "Mexican's really love me. They call me PEACHY COOL-ARROW."
Mexican's are actually calling you a "РINСНЕ CULERO" you idiot

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Hillary Clinton just announced Monica Lewinsky will be her VP. Because when Hillary can't get the job done, Monica can.

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Wow, I can’t believe it’s been 10 years since Steve Irwin passed
At least he died the way he lived… With animals in his heart.

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A Mexican singer has removed some of her ribs so she can look more like Shakira.
I’m going to remove my соск so I can look more like Justin Bieber.

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Rate kick аss if you think miley cyrus should go to whоrе island

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Why did Bill Clinton have the affair? He wanted to be with a woman

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Thanks to Pistorious, all the South African Public bathroom doors have had the “Vacant / Engaged” signs changed to “Shoot / Don’t Shoot”

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As USA gets closer to the 2016 election year, US citizens must remember that they cannot trust Hillary Clinton to create American jobs.
The last time she had a meaningful job,
She outsourced it to Monica Lewinsky.
And Monica blew it.

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I found out that Jennifer Lopez has her вuм insured for $300 million…
Just wait till she finds out there’s a hole in it!

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What do you call 5 gаy guys walking straight?
One Direction.

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