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Did anyone hear about George Clooney's new genealogical website?
It's called, "Oh, Brother Where Art Thou."

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Apparently Sly Stallone is in talks to make Rocky 8.
In this one he’ll fight Arthritis.

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Freddie Mercury had just finished his meal in a Greek restaurant when the waiter came over with a couple of plates for him to smash.
“Can you go and get me another one please?” Asked Freddie.
“Why?” Asked the waiter.
“I want to break three.”

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Donald Trump is quoted saying "Mexican's really love me. They call me PEACHY COOL-ARROW."
Mexican's are actually calling you a "РINСНЕ CULERO" you idiot

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Hillary Clinton just announced Monica Lewinsky will be her VP. Because when Hillary can't get the job done, Monica can.

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Wow, I can’t believe it’s been 10 years since Steve Irwin passed
At least he died the way he lived… With animals in his heart.

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A Mexican singer has removed some of her ribs so she can look more like Shakira.
I’m going to remove my соск so I can look more like Justin Bieber.

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Elvis Presley is overrated, the man couldn’t even spell.
It’s L for Las Vegas, not V.

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Rate kick аss if you think miley cyrus should go to whоrе island

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Why did Bill Clinton have the affair? He wanted to be with a woman

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Thanks to Pistorious, all the South African Public bathroom doors have had the “Vacant / Engaged” signs changed to “Shoot / Don’t Shoot”

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As USA gets closer to the 2016 election year, US citizens must remember that they cannot trust Hillary Clinton to create American jobs.
The last time she had a meaningful job,
She outsourced it to Monica Lewinsky.
And Monica blew it.

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What do you call 5 gаy guys walking straight?
One Direction.

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Rate this kissass if you want Miley to live in china and send them to hell

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Why is 'pie-3.14...' trumps favourite number??
Its irrational.
Just for fun, no offense.

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Girl: Justin Bieber has 1 book, 56 awards, 86 shows, over 18 million fans. What do you have?
Me: A penis

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I wonder which one I'd rather see; Black eyed peas or black eyed Rihanna

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I can't believe I'm actually driving to my lawyers office to go ahead and start filing for divorce from my lovely wife Priyanka Chopra. The sooner it starts the sooner it's gonna finish, I just wanna get it over with so i can marry the young lady that swept me off my feet and completely got me head over heels in love with her. Anushka Sharma i love you honey we will soon get married.------------------Dream finishes and i wake up thinking what if, what if?????????????

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