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Q. What do you call the Islamic TV awards?
A. The “mosquers”
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After being homeless for a week I found a copy of the bible and it has totally changed my life.
I now have toilet paper and fire to keep me warm.
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Can’t believe how much criticism Muslims get nowadays. I think before you criticize them you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way if they get angry you’ll be a mile away and they won’t have any shoes.
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Q. Why did the Rabbi get the sack?
A. Because he performed a circumcision without wearing his glasses.
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The bible has over 1,000 pages. In my opinion there only needs to be 1 page and it should say “DON’T BE A СUNТ!” in large font.
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While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt.
Apparently, his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin.
Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cotton batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased.
The minister’s son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father always said:
‘Glory be unto the Father, and unto the Son, and into the hole he goes.’
(I want this line used at my funeral!)
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Oh Lord, give me patience, and, and... AND I WANT IT RIGHT NOW!
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Tyrone was hiking in the jungles of Brazil when he slipped on a wet rock and fell over the edge of a three-hundred-foot cliff. He had fallen twenty feet when he grabbed hold of a bush that was growing out of a rock. There he was dangling, looking down at the jagged rocks down below - it was certain death. His hands started to perspire and he called out, “Is there anybody up there to help me?”
Then he heard a reassuring, deep voice ringing out, “I’m here, Tyrone. The Lord. Have faith. Let go of that bush and I will save you.”
“Oh Lawdy, Lawdy, ah wanz to beleeeb. Help me.”
“Tyrone, does you believe in me? have faith in me?”
“Oh, Lawd, yes, Ah be-LEEBS!”
“You are gripping tightly with both hands. Now as I count to three, Tyrone, I want you to let go of the bush with your left hand…. One, two, THREE!”
“Oh, Lawdy, I haz FAITH in you!” and Tyrone removes his left hand.
Now as I count to three, Tyrone, I want you to let go of the bush with your right hand…. One, two, THREE!”
“Oh, Lawdy, I haz FAITH in you! … Ah Be-LEEBS!” and Tyrone removes his right hand. Of course the law of gravity takes over and Tyrone, screaming as he falls, tumbles to his death on the jagged rocks below.
A booming, deep voice from the clouds and мisт above, “Those sтuрid junglebunnies, they will believe anything!
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(This joke is best retold using hand gestures to describe the vegetables) ….
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Three Nuns left the convent to do some shopping at the open-air farmers market. When they returned to the convent, they told the others about the selection of fresh vegetables …
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One nun said, “You should have seen the carrots! They were this big around {make a circle with both thumbs and index fingers} and this long” {palms about 10-12 inches apart.}
One elderly nun, who was hard of hearing, piped up, “Father who?”
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My sisters ask me “Are you really a virgin?” I say “That’s nun of your business”
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Who is the only person time waits for? Nun.
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What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill?
A fат nun
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Why do nuns walk in groups?.
So one “ nun” can keep an eye on the other “ nun” just to make sure that she isn’t getting “ nun”.
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"Amen “Amen”
“Amen”
Hail sатаn.
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Oh sorry I forgot which religion I was pretending to respect.
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