Three Boys
Three boys were out hiking one winter day, and heard cries for help coming from the lake.Rushing to see what was the matter, they found Barack Obama who had fallen through some thin ice on a lake and was about to drown.Quickly the boys formed a human chain and pulled him to safety.
"I'd like to reward you boys with something special for saving me", said Obama. "Just name it, and it's yours!"
"I want a ride on Air Force One", said the first boy.
"You've got it!", said Obama.
"I want a medal that I can show the other kids at school", said the second boy.
"No problem!", said Obama.
The third boy thought for a moment, and said "I want a wheelchair".
"But why would you want that?", asked Obama.
"'Cause when I get home and tell my dad that I saved YOU he's gonna break my effin' legs!".
A teacher inquires about the new student’s name. “Happy Вuтт,” the girl responds.
The teacher says, “That isn’t your name, I believe. You must go to the principal’s office to resolve this matter.”
When the girl enters the principal’s office, he says, “What’s your name?” “Happy Вuтт,” the small girl says.
To find out the truth, the principal contacts the girl’s mother. “Honey, your name is Gladys, not Happy Вuтт,” he says to the girl after hanging up the phone.
The girl exclaims, “Glad Аss — Happy Вuтт — What is the difference?”
The classroom was silent. Mrs Smith was handing out to students their last homework sheet. As she did it, she wrote the word plenipotentiary on the whiteboard. Then she turned around and said,
" Attention boys and girls. This word is almost hardest English word in the world. So, your job is to put this word into a sentence. I'll give you an example for flower. "In the middle of the circle was a large teardrop shaped flower garden". You see? Nice and easy. Now, whoever made a sentence for the word plenipotentiary, there will be no homework for a month for him or her. So, start now. PLENIPOTENTIARY." Nobody seemed to do it but a boy called Darrell ( Stupidest kid in the classroom) far in the back raised his hand. Everybody stared at him and opened their mouth. Even Mrs Smith. " Oh Darrell, don't tell me you got it. I mean it is impossible for you to get the right answer for easy questions in the first place." Mrs Smith embarrassed him. Nearly everyone laughed. " No Miss, I actually got it. So here it goes, " In the classroom, the teacher shouted out the word plenipotentiary."
" Darrell replied. Later, he went home knowing that he don't have to do homework for a month.