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I experimented with marijuana in high school, but I pretty much have the technique perfected at this point.
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A teacher asked a Filipino student to use the words defense, defeat, and detail in a sentence.
The student answered, "Da dog jamped ober da pens: pers da peet and den da tail."
A teacher asked a Filipino student to use the words green, pink, and yellow in a sentence.
The student answered, "Da telepone went green, green so I pink it ap and say yellow."
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Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school? Because he’s dead.
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62. What did the baboon study in law school? The law of the jungle.
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A teacher inquires about the new student’s name. “Happy Вuтт,” the girl responds.
The teacher says, “That isn’t your name, I believe. You must go to the principal’s office to resolve this matter.”
When the girl enters the principal’s office, he says, “What’s your name?” “Happy Вuтт,” the small girl says.
To find out the truth, the principal contacts the girl’s mother. “Honey, your name is Gladys, not Happy Вuтт,” he says to the girl after hanging up the phone.
The girl exclaims, “Glad Аss — Happy Вuтт — What is the difference?”
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Why did the teacher bring solar eclipse glasses to school?
She had bright students
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Why was Frieza not popular in high school? Because his brother was literally Cooler.
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You can buy corn at student unions. Uni-corn.
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What do chickens study in school?
Eggonomics
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Why did the young skeleton get in trouble at school? He told a fib-ula.
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What kind of school do bananas go to?
Sundae school.
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Why didn’t the banana student go to school?
He told his parents that he wasn’t peeling well.
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A math teacher saw the movie American Pie. She gave it 3.14 stars.
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What do you call a young student who loves math and wants to know more about the number pi? An as-pi-ring mathematician!
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The classroom was silent. Mrs Smith was handing out to students their last homework sheet. As she did it, she wrote the word plenipotentiary on the whiteboard. Then she turned around and said,
" Attention boys and girls. This word is almost hardest English word in the world. So, your job is to put this word into a sentence. I'll give you an example for flower. "In the middle of the circle was a large teardrop shaped flower garden". You see? Nice and easy. Now, whoever made a sentence for the word plenipotentiary, there will be no homework for a month for him or her. So, start now. PLENIPOTENTIARY." Nobody seemed to do it but a boy called Darrell ( Stupidest kid in the classroom) far in the back raised his hand. Everybody stared at him and opened their mouth. Even Mrs Smith. " Oh Darrell, don't tell me you got it. I mean it is impossible for you to get the right answer for easy questions in the first place." Mrs Smith embarrassed him. Nearly everyone laughed. " No Miss, I actually got it. So here it goes, " In the classroom, the teacher shouted out the word plenipotentiary."
" Darrell replied. Later, he went home knowing that he don't have to do homework for a month.
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At school, when little Johny sees little Suzy he asks her if she'll climb the flag pole. When she tells him "No", he offers her $1 to climb it. She says "Yes". That night she tells her mother how she made $1 today by climbing the flag pole for little Johny. Her mother tells her not to do it again because all little Johny wants to do is see her underwear. Next day same thing happens. But when little Johny asks her to climb it for $1 and she says "No", he offers her $2 and she says "Yes". Again, she tells her mother this time how she made $2 climbing the flag pole. Her mother yells at her and tells her not to do it again because all little Johny wants to do is see her underwear. Next day same thing happens. But when little Johny offers her $1 to climb it and she says "No", he offers her $2 again but she still says "No". This time he offers her $5 and she says "Yes". Again, she tells her mother this time how she made $5 climbing the flag pole.
"That's it!" Her mother yells at her and tells her and now she's in big trouble. She says,
"Wait, mommy this time I tricked him". Her mother asks her how and she tells her this time she didn't wear any underwear!
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A little boy & a little girl are playing doctor behind a barn.
They are both bear вuтт nакеd.
The little boy's mom comes around the corner, and catches them.
She grabs her son by the arm, and drags him to the house.
Spanking him the whole way.
When they get back to the house she sits him down, and says to the little boy "don't be messing' with those little girls vaginas.
They got teeth down there, and they'll bit off anything that get near it.
"Well the little boy grows up still thinking' this.
He gets to high school.
He falls in love. 17 Years old, and still a virgin.
Now he's 21, and he asks he's girl friend to marry him.
Still a virgin. He's 24, it's he's wedding night, and he's still a virgin.
They go on there honey moon, and now their in bed.
Their foolin' around. When he gets off he rolls over and turns off the light.
His wife says " wy, wy, wy, just a minute aren't we going to have sеx? "
He says "No, my mom done told me about you women, ya'll got teeth in ya'lls vaginas. "
She says "No I don't, if you don't believe me turn on the light and look."
So, he turns on the light and she shows him.
She says "Well?"
He says "No wonder you aint got no teeth, look at the shape your gums are in "
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"I'm homeschooling like that substitute teacher who rolls in the tv for a movie and just eats snacks in the back of the class." @fruitsofmotherhood
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