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Some stay dry and others feel the pain
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A baby born will die before the sin
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The school books say it can’t be here again
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The prisons make you wonder where it went
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Build a tent and say the world is dry
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Zoom the camera out and see the lie
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Forecast to be falling yesterday
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Only in the past is what they say
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Raised your neighborhood insurance rates
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Makes us happy ‘livin in a gate
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Made me cross the street the other day
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Made you turn your head the other way
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History quickly crashing through your veins
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Using you to fall back down again
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History quickly crashing through your veins
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Using you to fall back down again
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Seldom mentioned on the radio
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It’s the fear your leaders call control
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Worse than swearing worse than calling names
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Say it publicly and you’re insane
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No one wants to hear about it now
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Wish real hard it goes away somehow
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Makes the best of friends begin to fight
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But did they know each other in the light?
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Every February washed away
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Stays behind as colors celebrate
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The same сriме has a higher price to pay
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The judge and jury swear it’s not the face
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History quickly crashing through your veins
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Using you to fall back down again
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History quickly crashing through your veins
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Using you to fall back down again
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Dirty secrets of economy
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Turns that body into GDP
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The веll curve blames the baby’s DNA
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But test scores are how much the parents make
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Flippin’ cars in France the other night
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Cleans the sewers out beneath Mumbai
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’Cross the world and back it’s all the same
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Angels cry and shake their heads in shame
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Lifts the ark of paradise in sin
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Which part do you think you’re livin’ in?
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More than marchin’, more than passing law
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Remake how we got to where we are
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History quickly crashing through your veins
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Using you to fall back down again
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History quickly crashing through your veins
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Using you to fall back down again
My Dear Sirs;

In reply to your request to send a check, I wish to inform you that the present condition of my bank account makes it almost impossible. My shattered financial condition is due to federal laws, state laws, county laws, city laws, corporation laws, liquor laws, mother-in-laws, brother-in-laws, sister-in-laws, outlaws, and blue laws.

Through these laws I am compelled to pay a business tax, amusement tax, head tax, school tax, gas tax, light tax, sales tax, liquor tax, carpet tax, income tax, food tax, furniture tax, and excise tax, even my brains are taxed.

I am required to get a business license, car license, hunting and fishing license, truck license, not to mention a marriage license, and a dog license.

I am also required to contribute to every society and organization which the genius of man is capable to bringing to life. To the women’s relief, unemployed relief, and gold diggers relief; also to every hospital and charitable institution in the city including the black cross, the blue cross, the purple cross, and the double cross.

For my own safety I am required to carry a life insurance, property insurance, liability insurance, burglar insurance, accident insurance, business insurance, earthquake insurance, tornado insurance, unemployment insurance, old age and fire insurance.

My business is so governed that it is no easy matter for me to find out who owns it. I am inspected, suspected, disrespected, rejected, dejected, examined, informed, required, summoned, commanded, and compelled, until I’ve provided an in-exhaustible supply of money for every known need of the human race.

Simply because I refuse to donate to something-or other I am boycotted, talked about, lied about, held up, held down, and robbed until I am almost ruined. I can tell you honestly that except for the miracle that happened I could not enclose this check. The wolf that comes to many doors these days just had pups in my kitchen. I sold them and … here is your money!

I am not a fаn of Facebook as it seems to be a platform for making me feel shiт about my life. I am sure everyone lies about their wonderful lives on it. So, here is my interpretation of what is really being said on Facebook…..
Wow..suitcase packed off on our lovely hols with my amazing husband and wonderful children.
( I am shattered from being up all night packing for these lazy ваsтаrds….I want to drink wine already and its only 4am and we are not even at the airport yet)
Just cooked a lovely meal ( insert picture), can’t wait to snuggle down with my man and eat it!
(hope he chokes on it…and I didn’t cook it at all, I warmed it up then put it on a plate so you will all think I am a domestic goddess)
Had the most amazing night with my lovely friends…
( spent most of the night providing shoulder to cry on for recently dumped friend, trying to stop desperate friend shаgging inappropriate man, holding hair for ‘shots all night’ friend while she vomits up £40 worth of вооzе…..never again.)
Just had a lovely bath complete with candles!!
( had to wash as covered in horse shiт and electricity ran out so was forced to use a candle.)
Enjoyed a lovely long walk with the dogs today!
( because the fuскеrs ran off and it took me 5 miles to catch them.)
Had a lovely day with all the family today!
( what was lovely about it was when they went home)
Am off to see a lovely friend of mine I have not seen since school!
( hope she is fatter and looks older than me)
Spent a lovely afternoon making cakes with the kids!
( will now have to spend the rest of the week cleaning cake batter off the ceiling the fecking animals)
Can’t wait to hit the shops with my daughters today! Girlie shopping!
( goodbye salary hello strops and arguments - just кill me now)
Going to have a lovely relaxing early night!
( have to get to bed and asleep pronto, hubby feeling fruity, am not in mood so instigating avoidance tactics!!..)
You Can See Original Article by Anna Mathews here