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Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.

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Yo momma is so hairy, when she went to the movie theater to see Star Wars, everybody screamed and said, "IT'S CHEWBACCA! "

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Millennials: the prequels are better than the sequels. Gen-z: the sequels are better than the prequels. Gen-x: good... Good... Let the hate flow through you

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My friend asked me if the new Star Wars was in 3D...
... and I said, yes, but they R2D2.

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The cast of Star Wars VII just finished their first read through (spoilers)
Mark Hamill pulled JJ Abrams to the side and said "Can I have a word?"

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Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?
Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

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Q: Do you know who was the first black guy to admit he is the father?
A: Darth Vader.

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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? – Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.

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What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?
Hdmi

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Why is Empire Strikes Back the best Star Wars movie?
It's a perfect 5/7.

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In this photo we саn see several interesting details: а child distracted by technology, ignoring the danger of the real world. аn alpha male protecting the child against serious injuries. two Jedi

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STAR WARS VS. GAME OF THRONES I kissed my brother once - Ah, that's nice I rule seven kingdoms - Ah, that's nice I got burnt once - Ah, that's nice Nobody likes me-Ah, thassa nice I got my hand cu

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Star the wars: Last Motherfücker! directed by devin todd light years ahead. Discover doldy cinema.

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Geek Воотy Call... Convention:
Hey, could you tell me where the "Star Wars" convention is? I just got lost... in your eyes.

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SIGNS THAT YOU'RE A REDNECK JEDI:
- Your Jedi robe is camo-colored.
- You use your light saber to open and cook cans of pork and beans.
- At least one wing of your X-Wing fighter is primer-colored.
- There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder.

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Solo, Lea, Joda Family picture

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Aggresive driving is a path to the dark side

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Smell my finger, it's been in the dark side

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