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Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?
Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

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Q: Do you know who was the first black guy to admit he is the father?
A: Darth Vader.

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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? – Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.

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Why is Empire Strikes Back the best Star Wars movie?
It's a perfect 5/7.

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In this photo we саn see several interesting details: а child distracted by technology, ignoring the danger of the real world. аn alpha male protecting the child against serious injuries. two Jedi

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STAR WARS VS. GAME OF THRONES I kissed my brother once - Ah, that's nice I rule seven kingdoms - Ah, that's nice I got burnt once - Ah, that's nice Nobody likes me-Ah, thassa nice I got my hand cu

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This guy was such a G for telling his evil wizard cyborg boss that his religion is вullshiт during a work meeting.

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Star the wars: Last Motherfücker! directed by devin todd light years ahead. Discover doldy cinema.

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SIGNS THAT YOU'RE A REDNECK JEDI:
- Your Jedi robe is camo-colored.
- You use your light saber to open and cook cans of pork and beans.
- At least one wing of your X-Wing fighter is primer-colored.
- There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder.

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Solo, Lea, Joda Family picture

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Aggresive driving is a path to the dark side

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Smell my finger, it's been in the dark side

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Death Star - Death Star Pro Max

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Be like Darth Vader: - Wears mask - Doesn't visit his son and daughter - Socially and emotionally distant - Follow orders

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What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate in his hair?

A chocolate chip wookie.

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Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi? A. a PadaJuan

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Why did Star Wars 4,5 and 6 come before 1,2 and 3?
Because in charge of the schedule Yoda was

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Peter Mayhew will be reprising his role as Chewbacca in the next Star Wars movie!
They said they wanted to cast the role to a veteran rather than a wookiee.

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