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This guy was such a G for telling his evil wizard cyborg boss that his religion is вullshiт during a work meeting.

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Imperial stormtrooper vs Metric stormtrooper

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My son Luke loves that we chose Star Wars characters as an inspiration when naming our kids.
His sister Chewbacca und his brother Boba Fett are less amused.

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What kind of car does a Jedi drive?
A Toy-YODA!

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Father to his son:
Do you know why I call your mother my Death Star?
Because she makes my world explode!

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According to Chewbacca The Force Awakens coming soon to a Disney Theme Park near you.

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A man in a business suit was reading the paper on a crowded subway car yet no one sat within ten feet of him. A rather disheveled man sat down beside him and said, "I can tell the force is within you!"

The well dressed man looked over the top of his reading glasses and replied, "No, actually it passed about five minutes ago."

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Darth Vader: I know what you're getting for Christmas.

Luke Skywalker: How would you know that?

Darth Vader: I've felt your presence.

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What is Darth Vader favorite coffee?

Dark Roast.

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What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister?
You better not Leia finger on her!

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What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.

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After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.

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Stormtrooper: What should we do with about the failed plan?
Palpatine: Sсrеw it

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Where do sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!

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Stromtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader’s son.
Palpatine: Knew it.

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Rey: Join me Ben you don’t have to be alone anymore, join me. Ben: But Rey, Ive always been solo.

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Star Wars jokes: Qui gon Chinn, mace chindo, chinbakka, darth chinious, anachin skywalker

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Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!

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