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What's the difference between the first honeymoon and the second?
First honeymoon, Niagara. Second honeymoon, Viаgrа.
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A man and his wife went to the pharmacy to pick up his prescription for Viаgrа.
Seeing the $10 per pill price his wife was astonished - but then realized "it's only going to cost us $30 per year."
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Did you hear about the man who spent too much of his company's money on Viаgrа?
Now he's hard up.
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So this older guy goes to the doctor asking for a prescription for Viаgrа. The guy asks for a large dose of the strongest variety. The doctor asks why he needs so much.
The guy says that two young nymphomaniacs are spending a week at his place. The doctor fills the prescription.
Later that week, the same guy goes back to the doctor asking for pain killers. The doctor asks, "Why, is your d**k in that much pain?"
"No," says the guy, "it's for my wrists - the girls never showed up!"
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Το βιάγκρα. Bloke in hospital with 60% burns Genietend van het mooie zonnige weer zocht hij een mooi verlaten strandje om eens flink bij te kleuren. Na een hele dag zonnen waren zijn benen flink verbrand. Onderweg terug naar zijn hotel kon... Un gars s’endort plusieurs heures sur la plage au soleil et se réveille avec un horrible coup de soleil. Il s’en va immédiatement à l’hôpital et est promptement admis pour brûlures au second degré....
I've been taking Viаgrа for my sunburn.
It doesn't cure it but it keeps the bed sheets off my legs at night.
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Q: What do you get when you cross Viаgrа with 3 Рlаyвоy Playmates
A: Hugh Hefner.
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Insurance companies are trying to set new guidelines before approving Viаgrа coverage.
What will they use to set those guidelines?
A growth chart.
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Lеsвiаns can also take Viаgrа.
They don't have to swallow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.
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Who invented viаgrа?
Mr Hardick of course!
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Пејо и виаграта Виаграта не прощава
A man went to the doctor’s office to get a double dose of Viаgrа.
The doctor told him that he couldn’t allow him a double dose.
“Why not?” asked the man.
“Because it’s not safe,” replied the doctor.
“But I need it really bad,” said the man.
“Well, why do you need it so badly?” asked the doctor.
The man said, “My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday; my ex-wife will be here on Saturday; and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can’t you see? I must have a double dose.”
The doctor finally relented saying, “Okay, I’ll give it to you, but you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects.”
On Monday, the man dragged himself in; his arm in a sling.
The doctor asked, “What happened to you?”
The man said, “No one showed up.”
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A stranger walks up to an Egyptian man at the Cairo bazaar and offers to sell him contraband Viаgrа for 100 Egyptian pounds.
The Egyptian man says, "No, not worth it."
The stranger says, "How about 20?"
The Egyptian man says, "No, not worth it."
The stranger says, "How about 10?"
The Egyptian man says, "No, not worth it."
The stranger says, "Listen, these pills cost $10 each in the U.S. How can you say they're not worth it?"
The Egyptian man says, "Oh, the pills are worth it - my wife isn't."
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Το βιάγκρα. I've been taking Viagra for my sunburn. It doesn't cure it but it keeps the bed sheets off my legs at night. Genietend van het mooie zonnige weer zocht hij een mooi verlaten strandje om eens flink bij te kleuren. Na een hele dag zonnen waren zijn benen flink verbrand. Onderweg terug naar zijn hotel kon... Un gars s’endort plusieurs heures sur la plage au soleil et se réveille avec un horrible coup de soleil. Il s’en va immédiatement à l’hôpital et est promptement admis pour brûlures au second degré....
Bloke in hospital with 60% burns, Dr. says, "Give him two Viаgrа."
Nurse asks, "Do you think that will help?"
Dr replies, "No but it will keep the sheets off his legs!"
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Q: Have you tried Starbucks new hot beverage, Viagraccino?
A: One cup and you're up all night.
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Sonny, Got Any Viаgrа?
An old man goes into a pharmacy, asks for two Viаgrа pills and demands that the pharmacist cut them in half. The pharmacist winks at him, "OK, but do you realize they won't be as effective?" The old man says, "Listen sonny, I'm 80 years old. I don't want them for sеx. I need them for getting me hard enough so I don't рее on my shoes."
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Did you hear about the man who took Viаgrа and a laxative at the same time?
He didn't know if he was coming or going.
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Q: Did you hear about the new Viаgrа eye-drops?
A: Apparently they make you look hard.
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Did you hear about the theft at the Viаgrа factory?
The police are looking for some hardened criminals!
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Q: What's the scientific name for Viаgrа?
A: Mycoxafailin
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