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What drink do you get with the McObama Happy Meal in Pakistan?
No drink JUST ICE!

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Whats Michelle Obamas favorite vegetable?
Barackoli

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Why shouldn't Democrats worry about losing the midterm elections?
Apparently depression is covered by Obamacare.

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Why won't Barack Obama be celebrating his birthday?
Republicans won't let Democrats raise taxes on the rich let alone Barack Obama's age!

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Why did Obama change his name from Barry to Barack?
He thought Barry sounded too American.

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U.S Presidents and Statesmen are on every piece Of U.S.currency.
So Will Barack Obama Be Placed On The FoodStamp Card?

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What kind of doctor do you need to fix Obamacare?
A URLologist

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What is Barack Obamas favorite TV show?
Game of Drones.

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What's the main difference between Romneycare and Obamacare?
The name.

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Why did Barack Obama save the auto industry?
Because his shareholders are the American people!

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Other than health care what other promises has Barack Obama made to the American People?
Balancing the budget, reining in the banks and putting a unicorn in every backyard!

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Why won't Obama release his real birth certificate?
He accidently smoked it.

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Why can't Obama dance?
Cause he has two leftist feet.

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What do you call a Nebraskan who hates Obama?
A CORNservative.

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What's more unacceptable than another 4 years of Obamacare?
Another 8 years of Romneycare!

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Dear Women voters,
Barack Obama lives in a house full of women.
Mitt Romney has binders full of women.

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How is Obama going to make the tabacco industry pay for health care reform?
By allowing Marlboro Miles to be redeemed for health care coverage!

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Did you hear about the reporter who asked Obama a hard question?
Neither have I!

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