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A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender gives the man his drink and the man asks "If I show you something crazy, would let me have free drinks for the rest of the night?"
The bartender thinks for a minute and then says "It would to be something spectacular to take that offer." The man leans down and picks up a box and sets it on the bar. He opens the box and inside is a small piano man, who is only 1 foot tall, and a little piano. The piano man starts playing classical music like Beethoven and Chopin.
Once he finishes, the bartender is in utter disbelief. He tells the man "You can have free drinks for the rest of the night, but only if you tell where you got this." The man says "In the alley way behind your bar, there is a Genie who is granting free wishes to everyone who wants them." Elated, the bartender heads behind his bar to see if it was true.
A few minutes pass and out of the alleyway erupts a cacophony of quacking. The bartender rushes back into the bar and shuts his door against a wave of thousands of ducks. He manages to secure the door and says to the man "I think that the Genie is hard of hearing, because after I asked for a million bucks, these ducks appeared by the thousands." The man chuckles and says "Did you really think I wished for a 12 inch pianist?"
Странник влиза в пиано-бар и казва на бармана: So a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar tender goes up to him and asks “whats in the box”. A guy walks into a tavern. As he walked up to the bar he noticed a twelve-inch man playing the piano, so he asked the bartender, "What's that all about?" A man walks into a bar and notices his friend sitting alone staring at a tiny man on the table playing the piano. A guy walks into a bar and sees a 1 foot piano player over by the door. He goes over to the bartender, orders a beer, and says “man, how’d you get such a short piano player.” The bartender says in... Ein Mann besucht seinen Freund und findet ihn im Wohnzimmer am Tisch sitzend. Unter dem Tisch befindet sich ein 30 cm Tennisfeld auf welchem sich gerade Agassi und Becker ein heißes Match liefern.... 60 εκατοστά Un signore cammina per la città tenendo in mano una gabbia con dentro un ometto di 30 centimetri che fa un gran rumore; quando incontra un amico subito si sente domandare: "Che cos'hai nella... En man kom in på en bar och gick fram till bardisken och satte upp en liten man på disken. Bartendern frågade, - Vad får det lova att vara? Mannen svarar, - Jag vill ha en öl, men kan min korte lille vän, få spela på pianot? - Javisst, svarar bartendern. Den lilla mannen går fram till... En man kom in på en bar med en liten väska som han öppnade. Ut kom en 30 cm lång pianist som satte sej och började spela på sitt medhavda piano. Bartendern frågade varifrån han hade fått tag på... Baariin asteli mies, joka kysyi baarimikolta: - Tarjoatko ryypyn, jos näytän sinulle jotain ihmeellistä? - Hyvä on, mutta sen täytyy sitten olla todella ihmeellistä. Silloin mies otti taskustaan...
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A guy goes into this bar, sits down and orders a drink.
While waiting, he sees a guy sitting at the bar who has a very big muscular body but a little tiny head.
So, he asks the guy, "How is it that you have such a huge body and a small head?"
The guy replied, "I was walking along the beach one day and I came across this bottle buried halfway in the sand. So I picked it up, brushed away the sand, and out popped this fine female genie. She said she would grant me three wishes for releasing her."
"For my first wish, I asked for ten-million dollars, and РООF right there on the sand was $10,000,00."
"For my second wish, I asked for a luxury yacht, and РООF right there on the ocean was a 90-foot yacht."
"Finally for my third wish, I asked to have sеx with the genie, but she said that genies were not allowed to indulge in that kind of activities."
So, I said, "c'mon, how about a little head?"
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A guy walks into a tavern. As he walked up to the bar he noticed a twelve-inch man playing the piano, so he asked the bartender, "What's that all about?"
The bartender told him he that would tell him later.
So the guy asked the bartender for a drink.
The bartender said, "Before you get your drink, you get to rub the magic вееr bottle and make one wish."
"Okay," said the guy.
He went over to the magic вееr bottle and rubbed it.
Poof.
Out came a genie.
The genie, of course, said, "You have one wish."
The guy thought about it and then wished for a million bucks.
A cloud of smoke filled the room, and then both the genie and the guy disappeared.
In a few minutes, the guy reappeared back in the bar with a million ducks all around him.
The guy was astounded and said to the bartender, "Hey! I didn't want a million ducks."
The bartender replied, "Do you think I wanted a twelve-inch Pianist?"
Странник влиза в пиано-бар и казва на бармана: So a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar tender goes up to him and asks “whats in the box”. A man walks into a bar and notices his friend sitting alone staring at a tiny man on the table playing the piano. A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender gives the man his drink and the man asks "If I show you something crazy, would let me have free drinks for the rest of the night?" The bartender thinks for a minute and then says "It would to be something spectacular to take that offer."... A guy walks into a bar and sees a 1 foot piano player over by the door. He goes over to the bartender, orders a beer, and says “man, how’d you get such a short piano player.” The bartender says in... Ein Mann besucht seinen Freund und findet ihn im Wohnzimmer am Tisch sitzend. Unter dem Tisch befindet sich ein 30 cm Tennisfeld auf welchem sich gerade Agassi und Becker ein heißes Match liefern.... 60 εκατοστά Un signore cammina per la città tenendo in mano una gabbia con dentro un ometto di 30 centimetri che fa un gran rumore; quando incontra un amico subito si sente domandare: "Che cos'hai nella... En man kom in på en bar och gick fram till bardisken och satte upp en liten man på disken. Bartendern frågade, - Vad får det lova att vara? Mannen svarar, - Jag vill ha en öl, men kan min korte lille vän, få spela på pianot? - Javisst, svarar bartendern. Den lilla mannen går fram till... En man kom in på en bar med en liten väska som han öppnade. Ut kom en 30 cm lång pianist som satte sej och började spela på sitt medhavda piano. Bartendern frågade varifrån han hade fått tag på... Baariin asteli mies, joka kysyi baarimikolta: - Tarjoatko ryypyn, jos näytän sinulle jotain ihmeellistä? - Hyvä on, mutta sen täytyy sitten olla todella ihmeellistä. Silloin mies otti taskustaan...
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A brunette who really hated blondes was walking through the desert when she came across a magic lamp. After rubbing the lamp the genie told her that she got three wishes with one catch: All the... A man found a genie in a magic lamp and was granted three wishes. The genie said, "For every wish you make, your wife gets two." The man asked for a car and the genie gave his wife two. Then the... Een man loopt op het strand en vindt een lamp. Hij wrijft de lamp schoon en plots verschijnt een geest. De geest zegt: "U mag drie wensen doen, alleen alles wat u wenst krijgt uw schoonmoeder...
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The sales chief, the HR chief, and the boss are on their way to lunch around the corner.
They detour through an alley and stumble on a beat up but valuable looking brass container.
The sales chief picks it up and starts cleaning it with his handkerchief.
Suddenly, a genie emerges out of a curtain of purple smoke.
The genie is grateful to be set free and offers them each a wish.
The HR chief is wide-eyed and ecstatic.
She says, "I want to be living on a beautiful beach in Jamaica with a sailboat and enough money to make me happy for the rest of my life."
Poof! She disappears.
The sales chief says, "Wow! I want to be happily married to a wealthy supermodel with penthouses in New York, Paris, and Hong Kong."
Presto, he vanishes.
"And how about you?" asks the Genie, looking at the boss.
The boss scowls and says, "I want both those idiots back in the office by 2 PM."
Moral: Always let your boss speak first.
Un vendedor, un empleado administrativo y el gerente van a almorzar, y tirada en el suelo, encuentran una antigua lámpara de aceite, la frotan y aparece un Genio envuelto en una nube de humo. -... El vendedor, el supervisor de ventas y el administrador de una tienda, en su hora de almuerzo salen juntos de paseo, entran a una tienda de antiguedades y encuentran una lámpara, para variar la... Сотрудница отдела продаж, специалист по сервису и их начальник идут обедать и находят старую масляную лампу. Un rappresentante, un impiegato e un direttore del personale escono dall'ufficio a mezzogiorno e vanno verso un ristorantino quando sopra una panca trovano una vecchia lampada ad olio. La... Een boekhouder, een bediende en de baas zijn op weg naar de lunch wanneer ze een antieke olielamp vinden. De bediende raapt de lamp op en blinkt ze een beetje op door erover te wrijven. Plots komt... Doi angajati ai unei firme se afla in biroul sefului, ajutandu-l sa se descotoroseasca de lucrurile nefolositoare care ii ocupa spatiul. La un moment dat, unul dintre angajati gaseste o lampa... Pardavėjas, sekretorė ir jų šefas eidami pietauti rado senovinę aliejaus lempą. Jie ją patrynė ir lauk išlindo dvasia. - Ačiū, kad mane išleidot... Dabar aš išpildysiu po vieną jūsų norą, - tarė...
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A guy and his wife went to an expensive golf course.
He said to his wife, "Be careful of the expensive houses around us. I don't know if we can afford to break a window."
His wife tees off and breaks the biggest window of the most expensive looking house.
He said, "Oh no! We had better go ask how much it's gonna be."
So he and his wife go up to the house and see the door open.
They went inside and saw the golf ball lying next to a broken glass bottle.
A man walks up and says, "Thank you!"
The husband said, "I'm sorry about the..."
And the man interrupts, "Oh don't worry about the window. I have to thank you for getting me out of the bottle. You see, I'm a genie. So you get one wish and your wife gets one, but, in return, you have to give me one."
The husband asks for $100 million.
The genie says, "Done."
The wife asks for 80 exotic sports cars.
Genie says, "Done."
"Now, my wish is to have sеx with your wife because, you know, I've been trapped in that bottle for so long."
They agreed since their extravagant wishes had been granted.
And so the genie has sеx with the man's wife, not just once but many times.
When they're done, the genie asks the wife, "How old is your husband?"
She answers, "33."
And, the man said, "And he still believes in genies?"
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A guy is walking along the shoreline at the beach wearing just a pair of cutoff jeans.
Sure enough, he kicks up a bottle, pulls the cork, and out comes the Genie to give him one wish.
He pulls out a map of the Middle East, and asks the Genie if he can bring Peace to this part of the World.
The Genie pales, and says, "Master, these people have been at war since time began. It is their nature, woven into the very fabric of their lives. What you ask is totally impossible. It is probably the only wish I cannot grant you. Ask for anything else and I will make it happen."
"Okay", the guy says. "Tomorrow morning have my wife awaken me, with the best вlоwjов I've ever had, on her own, without my begging and pleading - just because she likes it, because she wants to, and because it turns her on."
The Genie shakes his head and says, "Let me see that map again!
Bill Gates is at the beach when he discovers a bottle, he opens it and a Genie appears. Clinton finds a bottle, opens it and a genie pops out and grants him one wish. Clinton wishes for peace in the Middle East. The genie says there are some things even a genie can't do and tells Clinton to make another wish. Clinton says he wishes that... A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated "I am the most powerful genie in the world. I can grant you any wish you want, but... Una mujer está caminando en la playa y de pronto se encuentra una vieja lámpara. La recoge, la frota y ¡Paff! aparece un genio. La asombrada mujer le pregunta si le puede dar los clásicos tres... Un árabe caminaba por el desierto, cuando encontró una lámpara. Al abrirla ? sorpresa!, Apareció un genio: - Hola! Soy un genio de un solo deseo, a tus ordenes. - Entonces, quiero la paz en Oriente... Un árabe consigue una lámpara, la frota, el genio sale y le dice: - Solo te puedo conceder un deseo. El árabe le muestra un mapa y le pide paz para el Medio Oriente. El genio le dice que eso es... Era un musulmán que consiguió una lámpara mágica, de la que salió un genio al frotar y le concedió únicamente 1 deseo. - Quiero paz en Oriente Medio -Eso no es posible, tras 7000 años de guerras... Une femme se promène sur une plage et bute sur une vieille lampe. Elle se penche pour la prendre, la frotte et paf, un génie apparaît. La femme, étonnée, lui demande alors si elle pourra faire les... A Genie Can Almost Do Anything Il Presidente del Consiglio camminando lungo la spiaggia inciampa sulla lampada e fa uscire un Genio. Questi gli dice che per ricompensa è disposto ad esaudire un suo desiderio. Il Presidente senza esitare dice: "Voglio la pace nel Medio Oriente. Vedi questa mappa? Voglio che questi paesi... Un uomo sta passeggiando in un bosco alla ricerca di funghi, quando si imbatte nella più perfetta e antica lampada ad olio; inizia subito astrofinarla e appare il Genio: - Posso avere i miei tre... Kadının biri Maldivlerde bir kumsalda yürürken ayağı eski bir lambaya takılmış, kadın lambayı kumların içinden çıkarmış ve lambayı ovalamış.  Lambadan cin çıkmış. Kadın hemen: - "Üç hakkım var...
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To celebrate their 7th anniversary, a man and his wife spend the weekend at an exclusive golf resort.
He is a pretty good golfer, but she only just started.
When they head down to the golf course after a lavish lunch and a bottle of champagne, they notice a beautiful mansion a couple of hundred yards behind the first hole.
"Let's be extra careful, honey," the husband says, "If we damage that house over there, it'll cost us a fortune."
The wife nods, tees off and - ваng! - sends the ball right through the window of the mansion.
"Jesus Сhrisт," the husband says. "I told you to watch out for that house. Alright, let's go up there, apologize and see what the damage is."
They walk up to the house and knock on the door.
"Come on in," a voice in the house says.
The couple open the door and enter the foyer.
The living room is a mess.
There are pieces of glass all over the floor and a broken bottle near the window.
A man sits on the couch.
When the couple enter the room, he gets up and says, "Are you the guys who just broke my window?"
"Um, yeah," the husband replies, "sorry about that."
"Not at all, it's me who has to thank you. I'm a genie and was trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. You've just released me. To show my gratitude, I'm allowed to grant each of you a wish. But - I'll require one favor in return."
"Really? That's great!" the husband says. "I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
"No problem - that's the least I can do. And you, what do you want?" the genie asks, looking at the wife.
"I want a house in every country of the world," the wife says.
The genie smiles. "Consider it done."
"And what's this favor we must grant in return, genie?" the husband asks.
"Well, since I've been trapped in that sтuрid bottle for the last thousand years, I haven't had sеx with a woman for a very long time. My wish is to sleep with your wife."
The husband scratches his head, looks at the wife and says, "Well, we did get a lot of money and all these houses, honey. So I guess I'm fine if it's alright with you."
The genie and the wife disappear in a room upstairs and make love for an hour, while the husband stays in the living room.
When they are done, the genie rolls over, looks at the wife and asks, "How old exactly is your husband?"
"31," she replies.
"And he still believes in genies? That's amazing!"
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One day a fellow came into the bar with a cat, not just any cat, but a mean-looking gingеr tom.
You could see the scars from across the room.
But that wasn't the weirdest thing; a six-foot ostrich - eyes like golf ваlls, followed them in - a real live ostrich!
I asked the man what he wanted.
"I'll have a pint of bitter," he said.
"A pint of lager for the ostrich and a gin and tonic for the cat."
The cat hissed at him.
"Make that a double gin and tonic. Thanks."
Well, I served the drinks, he paid, and they all knocked 'em back.
Wasn't long before the ostrich came back to the bar, and made it clear that it wanted the same again.
Well, I poured them.
I could feel the cat's eyes burning through me as if he was checking that he got his double again.
I took the drinks over to them, and the man paid, taking the cash from a purse tied around the ostrich's neck.
This went on for a couple of hours.
The man and the ostrich buying alternate rounds, while the cat just sat on the window shelf with his drink, looking fit to кill.
The whole place got quiet.
People sat and stared, and who could blame them?
Eventually, I plucked up the courage to ask the fellow just what was going on.
"Can't a man have a quiet drink anymore?" he rasped.
So I said, "No harm meant, but you've got to admit that you're a unique set of drinkers.
He smiled, but there was no light in that smile.
"Okay, you want to know? I'll tell you."
"I was across town the other week, working on the new road. Amid the dirt and the rubble, I turned up this old brass lamp. I rubbed it, thinking there might be a date or inscription or something. Anyway, out comes this cloud of smoke and a Genie appeared. You know - turban, scimitar, and the whole works. And he tells me I've got just one wish."
"And before you ask, yes, I did wish for a long-legged bird with a tight рussy. But this wasn't what I had in mind."
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На един самотен остров останали три блондинки. Търговски представител, администатор и управител на една фирма отишли да обядват заедно. A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie. He said that he could only give three wishes so since there were three girls, each... Three men stranded on an island. They were walking across the sand when they came across a magic lamp; they rubbed the lamp and out came a genie. The genie said "you have three wishes but make it... Están tres náufragos solos en una isla desierta y se encuentran una lámpara maravillosa. El genio les dice que les va a conceder un deseo a cada uno. El primero dice: - Deseo irme con mi familia y... Eran tres hombres en una isla desierta, y de pronto se encuentran una lámpara mágica, y los tres hombres la frotan, de pronto sale el genio de la lámpara y les dice a los tres hombres que les va a... Esto son tres amigas que se encuentran en una isla desierta, una es morena, otra pelirroja y la otra rubia y se encuentran una lampara y una de ellas dice: - Yo he oído que si se frota sale un... Die Wunderlampe
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A man stumbles across an old lamp while he was at his attorney's office. A man found a genie in a magic lamp and was granted three wishes. The genie said, "For every wish you make, your wife gets two." The man asked for a car and the genie gave his wife two. Then the... Een man loopt op het strand en vindt een lamp. Hij wrijft de lamp schoon en plots verschijnt een geest. De geest zegt: "U mag drie wensen doen, alleen alles wat u wenst krijgt uw schoonmoeder...
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A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie.
The genie said, "OK. You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three. You only get one wish!"
The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?"
The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible. Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete... how much steel!! No, think of another
wish."
The man said OK and tried to think of a really good wish.
Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women....know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment... know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say 'nothing'... know how to make them truly happy...."
The genie asked, "Do you want that bridge two lanes or four?"
Bridge to Hawaii One day a man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. He looked around and didn't see anyone so he opened it. A genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out. While walking along a beach, a man finds a lamp and rubs it off. A genie appears and offers to grant the man one wish. A man was strolling along a beach in California. A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, "Lord, grant me one wish." Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The man... Der Geist in der Flasche À Brest, un retraité est en train de biner son jardin lorsqu'il tombe sur une vieille lampe à huile, comme celle d'Aladdin. En man är ute och promenerar på en strand i Kalifornien och funderar över livet när han helt plötsligt utbrister: - "Herre, uppfyll en önskan åt mig!" Plötsligt fylls himlen av mörka moln över hans huvud och han hör Gud säga med mörk röst: -... Een man wandelde op het strand en was in diep gebed verzonken. Plots zei hij luidop: "God, laat me één wens doen". De lucht brak open boven zijn hoofd en de luide stem van God riep: "Omdat jij mij... Mies kulki yksinään rannalla ja löysi pullon lojumassa hiekassa. Hän kurkottui poimimaan pullon ja veti korkin ulos. Savupilven keskeltä tuli esiin henki. Henki kiitti nopeasti miestä vapaudestaan...
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Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish are out walking along the beach together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, that’s three wishes in total," says the Genie.
The Scottish guy says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad’s a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity."
So, with a blink of the Genie’s eye "рооf" the oceans were teaming with fish.
The Englishman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that no one will get in for all eternity."
Again, with a blink of the Genie’s eye "рооf" there was a huge wall around England.
The Irishman asks, "I’m very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it’s about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out."
The Irishman says, "Fill it up with water."
Smart Cape Bretoner A Serb and an Albanian from Kosovo found a lamp, rubbed it and the Ginnie showed up in front of them. Η δίκη του Bin Landen Um brasileiro e um argentino foram os únicos sobreviventes de um desastre aéreo no Saara, Um argentino e um brasileiro encontram uma lampada mágica Gênio: vocês agora são meus amos! Cada um tem direito a um desejo. Argentino:quero que faça aparecer uma muralha em volta da argentina,...
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Мъж и жена празнуват 35-годишнина от сватбата в ресторант. Появила се фея и казала: Една фея казала на двама съпрузи: Сурово A gay couple had been partnered for 25 years and was celebrating the 60th birthday of one of them. During the party, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all... Married couples, both 60 years old, were celebrating their 35th anniversary. During their party, a fairy appeared to congratulate them and grant them each one a wish. The wife wanted to travel... Una pareja de casados, ambos de 60 años, celebraban su aniversario de boda. Durante la fiesta apareció un hada para felicitarlos y concederles un deseo a cada uno. La mujer pidió un viaje alrededor... Ein 60jähriges Ehepaar sitzt beim Frühstück, plötzlich kommt eine Fee vorbei. Sagt die Fee: "Ihr habt beide einen Wunsch frei!" Sagt der Mann: Äh, ja also, ich hätte gerne eine Frau die dreißig Jahre jünger ist als ich!" Sagt die Fee: "Öhhh, mal sehen, das geht sicher", und schwingt ihren... Frau und Mann haben beide ihren 60. Geburtstag. Erscheint eine Fee und sagt: „Ihr habt einen Wunsch frei.“ Sagt der Mann: „Ok, ich wünsche mir eine 30 Jahre jüngere Frau.“ Sagt die Fee: „Kein... Michael und Susanne sind beide 55 Jahre alt und seit 20 Jahren verheiratet. Eines schönen Tages gehen beide im Wald spazieren und treffen dort eine magische Fee. Die magische Fee sagt zu den... C’est un couple qui a déjà fêté ses noces d’argent (25 ans de mariage) et qui fête aujourd’hui le cinquantième anniversaire du mari. Pendant la fête, une fée apparaît et leur dit : - Vous avez tous... Une fée dit à un couple marié : - Pour avoir été un couple si exemplaire depuis 25 ans, je vous accorde à chacun un vœu. La femme dit alors : - Je voudrais faire le tour du monde avec mon mari... Η νεράιδα Una coppia sta festeggiando le nozze d’argento e contemporaneamente anche i 60 anni di vita. Durante la celebrazione appare una fata e dice alla coppia: “come premio per la vostra fedeltà di 25... Um casal comemorava as bodas de prata e também os seus 60 anos de idade. De repente apareceu uma fada e disse: — Como prêmio por terem sido um casal exemplar durante 25 anos, concederei um desejo a cada um de vocês! — Quero fazer uma viagem ao redor do mundo com o meu maridão! — pediu a mulher —... Ett gift par i 60-års åldern firade sin 40-åriga bröllopsdag på en lugn, romantisk liten restaurang Plötsligt dök en liten vacker fe upp på deras bord. Hon sa: - För att ni är ett exemplariskt... A couple was celebrating their wedding anniversary. During the party, a fairy appered and said that she would grant them one wish each. The wife said: "I wish we could do a... Er was een koppeltje van 70 jaar oud en ze vierden hun gouden bruiloft. Op het feest verscheen plots een fee. De fee zei: “Jullie mogen een wens doen. Je mag wensen wat je maar wilt.” “Dat is tof,”... Der var engang en fe der sagde til et par: "Nu har I været gift i 30 år uden at skændes ret meget, så derfor får I hvert et ønske. Konen først." Konen svarede: "Så vil jeg da gerne rejse verden... Hvad du ønsker skal du få Et ægtepar skulle fejre deres 35 års bryllupsdag da de fik besøg af en fe. Feen sagde: - Da I er sådan et smukt par og har været sammen i så mange år giver jeg jer et... Spændende indianerridning En attraktiv kvinde fra New York kørte igennem en ret øde egn i Texas, da hendes bil bryder sammen. En indianer til hest kommer hende til undsætning og tilbyder at ride... De havde været gift i 25 år. og samtidig fejrede de begge deres 60 års fødselsdage. Mens de fejrede det hele, viste en fe sig pludseligt og sagde, at fordi de havde været så søde mod hinanden i... Det var en gang ett ektepar som fikk besøk av en fe. Feen sa: – Fordi dere har vært gift i 30 år, skal dere få hver sitt ønske oppfylt. Så feen spurte først kona, hva ho ønska seg. Joda, ho ønsket... O zana spune unui cuplu: - Pentru ca sunteti un cuplu exemplar chiar si dupa 30 de ani de casatorie, voi indeplini cate o dorinta fiecaruia dintre voi. Sotia spune: - Eu as dori sa fac turul lumii...
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Странник влиза в пиано-бар и казва на бармана: So a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar tender goes up to him and asks “whats in the box”. A guy walks into a tavern. As he walked up to the bar he noticed a twelve-inch man playing the piano, so he asked the bartender, "What's that all about?" A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender gives the man his drink and the man asks "If I show you something crazy, would let me have free drinks for the rest of the night?" The bartender thinks for a minute and then says "It would to be something spectacular to take that offer."... A guy walks into a bar and sees a 1 foot piano player over by the door. He goes over to the bartender, orders a beer, and says “man, how’d you get such a short piano player.” The bartender says in... Ein Mann besucht seinen Freund und findet ihn im Wohnzimmer am Tisch sitzend. Unter dem Tisch befindet sich ein 30 cm Tennisfeld auf welchem sich gerade Agassi und Becker ein heißes Match liefern.... 60 εκατοστά Un signore cammina per la città tenendo in mano una gabbia con dentro un ometto di 30 centimetri che fa un gran rumore; quando incontra un amico subito si sente domandare: "Che cos'hai nella... En man kom in på en bar och gick fram till bardisken och satte upp en liten man på disken. Bartendern frågade, - Vad får det lova att vara? Mannen svarar, - Jag vill ha en öl, men kan min korte lille vän, få spela på pianot? - Javisst, svarar bartendern. Den lilla mannen går fram till... En man kom in på en bar med en liten väska som han öppnade. Ut kom en 30 cm lång pianist som satte sej och började spela på sitt medhavda piano. Bartendern frågade varifrån han hade fått tag på... Baariin asteli mies, joka kysyi baarimikolta: - Tarjoatko ryypyn, jos näytän sinulle jotain ihmeellistä? - Hyvä on, mutta sen täytyy sitten olla todella ihmeellistä. Silloin mies otti taskustaan...
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