60 εκατοστά So a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar tender goes up to him and asks “whats in the box”. Странник влиза в пиано-бар и казва на бармана: A man walks into a bar and notices his friend sitting alone staring at a tiny man on the table playing the piano. A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender gives the man his drink and the man asks "If I show you something crazy, would let me have free drinks for the rest of the night?" The bartender thinks for a minute and then says "It would to be something spectacular to take that offer."... En man kom in på en bar och gick fram till bardisken och satte upp en liten man på disken. Bartendern frågade, - Vad får det lova att vara? Mannen svarar, - Jag vill ha en öl, men kan min korte lille vän, få spela på pianot? - Javisst, svarar bartendern. Den lilla mannen går fram till... Un signore cammina per la città tenendo in mano una gabbia con dentro un ometto di 30 centimetri che fa un gran rumore; quando incontra un amico subito si sente domandare: "Che cos En man kom in på en bar med en liten väska som han öppnade. Ut kom en 30 cm lång pianist som satte sej och började spela på sitt medhavda piano. Bartendern frågade varifrån han hade fått tag på... Baariin asteli mies, joka kysyi baarimikolta: - Tarjoatko ryypyn, jos näytän sinulle jotain ihmeellistä? - Hyvä on, mutta sen täytyy sitten olla todella ihmeellistä. Silloin mies otti taskustaan... A guy walks into a bar and sees a 1 foot piano player over by the door. He goes over to the bartender, orders a beer, and says “man, how’d you get such a short piano player.” The bartender says in... Ein Mann besucht seinen Freund und findet ihn im Wohnzimmer am Tisch sitzend. Unter dem Tisch befindet sich ein 30 cm Tennisfeld auf welchem sich gerade Agassi und Becker ein heißes Match liefern....
A guy walks into a tavern. As he walked up to the bar he noticed a twelve-inch man playing the piano, so he asked the bartender, "What's that all about?"
The bartender told him he that would tell him later.
So the guy asked the bartender for a drink.
The bartender said, "Before you get your drink, you get to rub the magic вееr bottle and make one wish."
"Okay," said the guy.
He went over to the magic вееr bottle and rubbed it.
Poof.
Out came a genie.
The genie, of course, said, "You have one wish."
The guy thought about it and then wished for a million bucks.
A cloud of smoke filled the room, and then both the genie and the guy disappeared.
In a few minutes, the guy reappeared back in the bar with a million ducks all around him.
The guy was astounded and said to the bartender, "Hey! I didn't want a million ducks."
The bartender replied, "Do you think I wanted a twelve-inch Pianist?"
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60 εκατοστά So a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar tender goes up to him and asks “whats in the box”. Странник влиза в пиано-бар и казва на бармана: A man walks into a bar and notices his friend sitting alone staring at a tiny man on the table playing the piano. A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender gives the man his drink and the man asks "If I show you something crazy, would let me have free drinks for the rest of the night?" The bartender thinks for a minute and then says "It would to be something spectacular to take that offer."... En man kom in på en bar och gick fram till bardisken och satte upp en liten man på disken. Bartendern frågade, - Vad får det lova att vara? Mannen svarar, - Jag vill ha en öl, men kan min korte lille vän, få spela på pianot? - Javisst, svarar bartendern. Den lilla mannen går fram till... Un signore cammina per la città tenendo in mano una gabbia con dentro un ometto di 30 centimetri che fa un gran rumore; quando incontra un amico subito si sente domandare: "Che cos En man kom in på en bar med en liten väska som han öppnade. Ut kom en 30 cm lång pianist som satte sej och började spela på sitt medhavda piano. Bartendern frågade varifrån han hade fått tag på... Baariin asteli mies, joka kysyi baarimikolta: - Tarjoatko ryypyn, jos näytän sinulle jotain ihmeellistä? - Hyvä on, mutta sen täytyy sitten olla todella ihmeellistä. Silloin mies otti taskustaan... A guy walks into a bar and sees a 1 foot piano player over by the door. He goes over to the bartender, orders a beer, and says “man, how’d you get such a short piano player.” The bartender says in... Ein Mann besucht seinen Freund und findet ihn im Wohnzimmer am Tisch sitzend. Unter dem Tisch befindet sich ein 30 cm Tennisfeld auf welchem sich gerade Agassi und Becker ein heißes Match liefern....