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Pirate Воотy Call... Blonde:
Sure, your hair's blonde, but I'd кill to see your blackbeard. Yar!
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Блокада Eine Blondine zwischen zwei Brünetten Jak nazvete blondýnku mezi dvěma brunetkami? Mentální blok. Hvad kalder man en blondine mellem to brunetter? - En mental blokering! Stiti ce-i o blonda intre 2 barbati? Un blocaj mintal. Vad kallar man en blondin mellan två brunetter? Mental blockad Jak się nazywa blondynka pomiędzy dwoma brunetkami? - Przepaść intelektualna.
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
A: A mental block.
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Q: What do you call three blondes at Christmas?
A: Но, hо, hо!
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gefärbte Blondine Ξανθιες.κομ - что такое исскуственный интелект? - это блондинка перекрашенная в... Μαύρα μαλλιά ... Τεχνητή Νοημοσύνη Въпрос: какво е блондинка What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette? Qu'est ce qu'une blonde avec une mèche brune? Un brin d'intelligence. Qu'est ce qu'une blonde avec une coloration brune? L'intelligence artificiel. Vad kallar man en blondin som färgar håret mörkt? Artificiell intelligens! ¿Cómo se llama a una rubia teñida de morocha? Inteligencia Artificial. ¿Cómo se hace para ahogar a una rubia? Se le pone un espejo en el fondo de la pileta. Wie heißt es Hvad kalder man en blondine der farver sit hår brunt? – Kunstig intelligens — Що таке "штучний інтелект"? — Це білявка - Ce este o blonda vopsita brunet? - Inteligenta artificiala. Miksi sitä kutsutaan - Bir şarışın bayanın saçlarını boyatıp esmer yaparsanız ne olur? - Yapay zeka… Co powstanie kiedy blondynka przefarbuje włosy? - Sztuczna inteligencja. - Come si chiama una bionda che si tinge i capelli di nero? Intelligenza artificiale. - Cosa ha detto la gamba destra alla gamba sinistra della bionda? Niente Vad kallas det när en blondin färgar håret brunt? Artificiell intelligens. - Hjärntransplantation Kaip vadiname tokį reiškinį Ka sauc blondīni ar krāsotiem matiem? - Mākslīgais intelekts Kako se zove plavuša koja se ofarbala u crno? Umjetna inteligencija. A blonde dies her hair brown... what do you call it? Artificial intelligence P: O que é uma loira com peruca morena? R: Inteligência Artificial.
Q: What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair brown?
A: Artificial intelligence.
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Q: What do you call a blonde with a chainsaw?
A: Dead.
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Q: What did the blonde say when she saw a box of Cheerios?
A: "Wow! Doughnut seeds!"
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Q: What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?
A: Artifical intelligence.
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Q: What does a blonde say when she finds out she's pregnant?
A: "Are you sure it's mine?"
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Q: What's dumber than a brunette trying to build a house under water?
A: A blonde trying to burn it down
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She is so blonde, she studied for a blood test.
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What's the difference between a blonde...
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A: An ironing board's legs are hard to open
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Полицајци Number of Blonde Jokes Πόσα;;; Колко вица има за блондинки? Колко вицове за блондинки има? ¿Cuantos chistes hay de gallegos? "Quante sono le barzellette sui carabinieri?". Wieviele Blondinen-Witze gibt es eigentlich? - Keine ¿Cuantos chistes de rubias hay? - Tres Wieviele Österreicherwitze gibt es? - Keinen einzigen! Sind alles Tatsachen. Hoeveel grappen over Belgen zijn er? Geen één Hur många blondinskämt finns det? Visa svaret Svar: Ett. Alla andra st�mmer!
Blonde Jokes...Or Are They?
Q: How many blonde jokes are there?
A: None - they're all true.
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There were two blondes at the park...
There were two blondes at the park.
One says, "Look at that dead seagull over there."
And the other looks up and says, "Where?"
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What Are Ya, Chicken?
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
To show the blonde how!
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What's The Difference, Yo?
What's the difference between a blonde and a construction worker?
One lays bricks and the other lays рriскs!
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- Киро Wife: I am going to Madrid Una mujer se va de viaje a Brasil para asistir a un curso de entrenamiento de dos semanas de su empresa. Su esposo la llevó al aeropuerto y le deseó un feliz viaje. La esposa le contestó: A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week Charles era um sujeito muito brincalhão. Certo dia a sua esposa estava indo para a França
Redneck told wife - When are you going to Britain for your training, dear?
Wife - Next week darling. What gift should I bring for you from Britain?
Redneck - Bring cute sеxy british blonde for me.
15 days later wife returns from Britain. Redneck
- Where is cute sеxy british girl, you promised me?
Wife - wait for 9 month darling.
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Страна Male Voltage Γυναίκα και μπαταρία. Ένας άνδρας και μία μπαταρία Γυναίκα και μπαταρία Μπαταρία - Каква е разликата между батерията и депутата? ¿Por qué son mejores las pilas que los hombres?. Ποια η διαφορά μεταξύ ενός Αντρα και μιας μπαταρίας; Quel est la différence entre une batterie et un homme? Au moins la batterie à un côté positif!! P: Qual a diferença entre a loira e a pilha? R: A pilha tem o seu lado positivo. Hva er forskjellen på et batteri og en kvinne? Et batteri har en positiv side. Hvad er forskellen på et batteri og Randers? – Batteriet har også en positiv side Por que as pilhas são melhores que os homens ? Porque as pilhas tem pelo menos um lado positivo. - Care este diferenta dintre O femeie si o baterie? - Bateria are si o parte Pozitiva... Wat is het verschil tussen je schoonmoeder en een batterij ? Aan een batterij zit ook een positieve kant. ¿ Qué es mejor una pila o una suegra? pues la pila porque por lo menos tiene un lado positivo. Hvad er forskellen på et batteri og en kvinde?? Hvad er forskellen på et batteri og en kvinde? - Batteriet har både en positiv og en negativ side. Зошто батеријата е подобра од мажот? Има барем една позитивна страна.
What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side.
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Two ladies having lunch and one whispers,
"I'm having a воов job"
The other lady replies,
"That's nothing, I'm having my аrsеhоlе Bleached"
First lady says,
"Really? I can't imagine your husband as a blonde"
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