Tried to get a little rest before the show. The phone kept ringing -- ring, ring, ring, ring -- this morning, ring, ring, ring. Pick it up, 'Hello?'
'Hello, is Len there?' I said, 'Yeah, this is Len. Who's this?' Said, 'It's Santa Claus. I'm sorry, did I wake you?' And, I said, 'Hey, you fат ваsтаrd, you know when I'm sleeping.'
9-1-1
Parody of "Jingle Bells"
Dashing through the snow, on a pair of broken skis
Over the hills we go, crashing into trees!
The snow is turning red, I think I might be dead,
I woke up in the hospital with stitches in my head, oh!
9-1-1, 9-1-1, Santa Claus is dead!
Rudolph took a .44 and shot him in the head, oh!
Barbie Doll, Barbie Doll, tried to save his life,
But G. I. Joe from Mexico stabbed him with a knife!