• Home
  • Joke Categories
  • Popular
  • Jokes From our facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/Jokes-441655979354080)
  • Funny pictures
  • Most popular
  • Newest jokes
  • Aviation Jokes
  • Christmas Jokes
  • Corona virus jokes (Covid - 19), Coronavirus
  • Dad Jokes
  • Genie jokes
  • Gynaecology Jokes, Gynaecologist Jokes
  • Jewish Jokes
  • Jokes about US Elections 2020 Trump vs Biden
  • Jokes From our facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/Jokes-441655979354080)
  • Knock-knock jokes
  • Lawyer Jokes
  • Masturbation jokes
  • Nurse jokes
  • Old People Jokes
  • Psychology, Psychotherapy, and psychiatry jokes, Shrinks Jokes
  • Rude Jokes
  • Scots jokes, Scotsman Jokes, Scottish jokes, Scotland Jokes
  • Sex Jokes
  • Vulgar jokes
  • Weed Jokes
  • Blonde Jokes
  • Chuck Norris
  • Dark Humor
  • Dirty jokes
  • Doctor's jokes, Health Jokes, Medical joke
  • Donald Trump Jokes
  • Drunk Jokes, Drinking Jokes, Alcohol Jokes, Alcoholic Jokes, Beer Jokes
  • Gross jokes, Disgusting jokes
  • Kids jokes, Toddler Jokes, Children jokes
  • Marriage Jokes, Family Jokes
  • Putin jokes, Vladimir Putin Jokes
  • Valentine's Day Jokes
Вицове за Коледа English Weihnachten Witze, Weihnachtsw... Chistes y anecdotas de Navidad... Анекдоты про Рождество Blagues de Noël Barzellette di Natale Χριστουγεννιάτικα Αστεία Вицови за Божиќ Türkçe Жарти про Різдво Piadas de Natal, Piadas de Pap... Dowcipy i kawały: Boże Narodze... Julhumor Kerst moppen, Kerstmopjes, Ker... Julevitser, Julejokes, Jul vit... Julevitser Jouluvitsit, Jouluaiheiset vit... Karácsony viccek, Karácsonyi v... Bancuri Craciun Anekdoty a vtipy o Vánocích, V... Anekdotai apie Kalėdas Ziemassvētku Joki Vicevi o Božiću
My Jokes Edit Profile Logout
  1. Newest jokes
  2. Christmas Jokes

Christmas Jokes

Add a joke Newest jokes Most popular
Why are there no chimney sweeps in Scotland?
Why pay for something that Santa does regularly for free?
0
0
4
Billy asks his friend Joe, “Why would you want two sets of trains for Christmas?!”
-
“Because I still want to get to play when my dad is home!”
0
0
4
Cats have it so much better… They have an indoor litterbox all year round. Dogs only get less than a month of living-room Christmas tree.
0
0
4

What do you get when you make a snowman really, really mad angry?
Frothy the Snowman.
0
0
4
It’s a good thing Santa doesn’t suffer from dyslexia.
It would be inconvenient to receive a Christmas visit from Sатаn.
0
0
4
And who brings presents to little sharks who’ve been good the whole year?
Santa Jaws!
0
0
4
In the morning of Christmas Eve, a lady rummages through the last remaining turkeys in the supermarket freezer.
“Do they get any вiggеr by any chance?” she asks the shop assistant with a sigh.
He looks at her for a while and says, “No madam, they are quite dead.”
0
0
4
Do you want to know if there really is a Santa? Simply light a good fire on Christmas Eve.
0
0
4
What do snowmen do in their spare time?
They’re just chilling.
0
0
4
What does a bald guy say when you give him a comb for Christmas?
Oh thanks… I shall never part with it.
0
0
4
What is any parent’s favorite Christmas carol?
Silent Night.
0
0
4
Which type of donuts does Santa prefer?
The ones with the hо-hо-hole.
0
0
4

What can you give away at Christmas and yet still keep?
Measles, for instance.
0
0
4
Santa once lost his undiеs. That is when the tradition of calling him Sаinт Knickerless started.
0
0
4
How do reindeer amuse themselves during the long year?
They play stable-tennis.
0
0
4
Doctor, I can’t get rid of the idea that I’m a Christmas веll, please help!
Very well, take these pills twice daily and if they don’t work, give me a ring.
0
0
4
Advent calendars are an inspiration to us all. They are so jolly – and yet their days are numbered…
0
0
4
Нова Година. Дядо Коледа раздава подаръци. Кофти график На Нова Година W pewne Boże Narodzenie św. Mikołaj wychodzi z komina i zostaje zaskoczony przez 19- letnią blondynkę. Ona mówi: - Św. Mikołaju De Kerstman glijdt door de schoorsteen heen. Als hij beneden aankomt ziet hij een blote vrouw op bed liggen. Hij denkt:als ik iets met haar doe kan ik niet naar de hemel. Maar als ik niets met haar... Moş Crăciun intră pe horn într-o casă şi nimereşte în dormitorul unei tinere superbe Der Weihnachtsmann steigt durch den Kamin ins Wohnzimmer. Plötzlich sieht er eine wunderschöne Der Weihnachtsmann C’est le Père Noël qui descend par la cheminée dans une maison
Santa Claus climbs down a chimney into the family living room and wow, there’s an amazing, fully nакеd blonde woman. She winks at him meaningfully.
Santa clutches his head, “If I do it, no way will I make it to heaven. If I don’t do it, no way will I make it back up the chimney!”
0
0
4
  • Previous
  • Next

Privacy and Policy Contact Us