Chuck Norris

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There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.

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When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.

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Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.

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Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security

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Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.

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Chuck Norris lives in a Roundhouse...
And his favorite drink is punch...

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Life insurance premiums are based on how far you live from Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris died this morning. But don't worry, he's completely fine now.

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Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.

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My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight.
It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the веll stops ringing.

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Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out.
Then the ball hits you.

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The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.

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The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.

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When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.

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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

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Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays".
The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".

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Most kids рее their name into snow... Chuck Norris рissеs his in concreate...

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If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".

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