Chuck Norris

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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.

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If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.

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Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.

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Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!

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If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.

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Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.

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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour.
He spent the first 45 minutes having sеx with his waitress.

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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

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There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks.
No one finished it.
Why?
Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick.
It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!

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There was no Big Ваng.
Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.

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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

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Chuck Norris made sick the healthy chocolate.

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Do you know why infinity goes on forever?
Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.

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Eminem says "I'm not afraid".
Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"

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Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.

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When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.

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Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.

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Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf.
When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.

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