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Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
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When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord.
He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
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Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
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When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to кill someone with a knife or fork.
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Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
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Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
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Chuck Norris can кill two stones with one bird.
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball.
When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
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Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
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Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to кill some time.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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Когато Александър Бел изобретил телефона видял Александър Греъм Бел изобретил телефона през 1875. Когато го включил за първи път Als Bell das Telefon erfand hatte er bereits drei Anrufe in Abwesenheit von Chuck Norris. Wie Alexander Graham Bell das Telefon erfand När Alexander Graham Bell uppfann telefonen hade han tre missade samtal från Chuck Norris. When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris. Kun Alexander Bell keksi puhelimen Δύο αναπάντητες από τον Chuck Norris. Amikor Bell kitalálta a telefont
When Веll invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Norris missed calls.
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Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible сriме against humanity.
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Devil stays in hеll because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
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