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Chuck Norris can set water on fire.
He can also set fire on water.
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"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
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When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris?
A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
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For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
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Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
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Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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Стига вече с този Перник. Чък Норис като е толкова як Chuck Norris? На клавиатурата на Чък Норис няма бутон "Ctrl". Айде стига толкова с тоя Чък Норис! Той е само актьор What is so good about Chuck Norris? He is just some stupid actor Hagyjuk már Chuck Norrist. Csak egy hülye színész. Ha tényleg igaz lenne róla az amit írnak There is no "ctrl" button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck norris is always in control Wenn Chuck Norris wirklich existieren würde Víte They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be... Што е ова со Чак Норис Všechny tyhle vtipy jsou hloupé. Kdyby to byla pravda Nu mai radeti de Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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Global warming is the result of Chuck Norris getting mad.
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Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
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Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
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Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
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The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shiт their pants for two hours strait.
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Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
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When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
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