Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.

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Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.

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China lets Chuck Norris search for роrn on Google.

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Everyday, Chuck Norris goes for a short walk, just to keep the planet spinning.

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Jupiter's Great Red Spot isn't a storm. It's where Chuck Norris puts his victims.

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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

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Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.

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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

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Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.

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Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.

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Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars.
But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.

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Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.

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At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.

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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.

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When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't кill his victim, the force of the air did.

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Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT.
He got a perfect score.

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The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back sтrоке across the Atlantic.

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Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.

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