Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.

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There are no weapons of mass destruction.
Just Chuck Norris.

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People say that time heals all wounds.
They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant.
The steak did what it was told.

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Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.

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Chuck Norris is the 51st state.

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When Arnold says "I'll be back" in the Terminator movie it is implied that he's going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

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Chuck Norris was originally cast as Jack Bauer in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to кill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.

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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine.
But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into вееr.

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Chuck Norris can rotate text in MS Paint.

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If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.

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Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his сhin.

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Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow.
No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.

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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.

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Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"

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Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.

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Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys.
Then came Chuck Norris.
Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.

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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears.
There can never be a second Chuck Norris.

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