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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil.
Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Атомска бомба Chuck Norris oder die Atombombe Eigentlich wollten die Amerikaner Chuck Norris über Hiroshima abwerfen. Всъщност Президентът Труман трябвало да реши дали да пуснат атомна бомба над Хирошима или да пратят Чък Норис. After much debate When President Roosevelt dropped the atomic bomb on Hiroshima Why did President Truman drop the first atomic bomb? Because he thought it would be more humane than sending in Chuck Norris.
The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris.
We decided to go the humane route.
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You don't invite Chuck Norris.
He invites himself.
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Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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The beatles originally said they were "Вiggеr than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
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Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf ваlls are now known as stars!
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"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
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Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
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Рулет Руски рулет Chuck Norris spielt Russisches Roulette Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. Chuck Norris joue à la roulette russe avec un chargeur plein.
Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won.
No Questions asked.
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Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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Chuck Norris knows how to кill you in more ways than you know how to die.
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James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris
James Bond's license to кill was approved by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
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If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
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Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
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