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Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...

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Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.

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Chuck Norris doesn't run for President; the President runs for Vice God Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.

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Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series.
We know it as Forged in the fire.

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Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction.
He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot аss kicking in real-time.

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Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.

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Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light.
He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.

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Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.

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Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.

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Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.

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When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hеll up!

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Once you pop, you just can't stop.
Unless you're Chuck Norris.

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Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.

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Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!

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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.

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When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does.
NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.

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