Chuck Norris

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Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris.
The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.

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Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.

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Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.

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Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right.
The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.

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Insurance never covers you against damage sustained by Chuck Norris, as it's classed as an Act of God!

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Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.

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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

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In school, Chuck Norris put "violence" down for every answer on math tests and always got 100% because he solves all problems with violence.

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Chuck Norris is the only person in history to receive a Platinum Medal in the Olympics.

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Chuck Norris is the reason why the chicken crossed the road.

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God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.

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Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.

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That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.

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Chuck Norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open. So, he took it back the next day for a refund.

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Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.

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With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.

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Scientists called it a big ваng, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.

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Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.

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