Chuck Norris

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The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.

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Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.

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Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.

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Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

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Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.

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E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.

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Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.

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Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.

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Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.

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When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed.
Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.

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Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.

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When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid

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Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.

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Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.

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Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."

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Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.

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Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.

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Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.

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