Chuck Norris

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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.

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When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.

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In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."

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Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris

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Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.

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Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

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Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver.
When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.

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Chuck Norris can кill your imaginary friends.

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Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.

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When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.

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Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.

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There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris...
Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.

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Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword.
He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

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Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite.
Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.

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