Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.

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Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.

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Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.

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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.

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Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.

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For Chuck Norris...
In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.

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Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.

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Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.

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Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.

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Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.

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Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals.
Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.

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Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.

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Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key.
Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!

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Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics.
In the same event. From home.

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If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.

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Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.

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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.

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