Chuck Norris

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When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...

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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth

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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.

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Chuck Norris jumped off a building once.
The ground didn't make it.

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Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.

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Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world...
Including himself.

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The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.

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Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.

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When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!

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Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.

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The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.

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Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.

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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s wомв.

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The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.

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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.

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