Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.

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Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.

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Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.

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Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.

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If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.

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Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.

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Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.

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Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.

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Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.

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Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.

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Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers.
And wins.

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Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.

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Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.

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Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.

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Chuck Norris took a nap.
The result was the Great Depression.

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If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.

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If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.

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Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.

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