Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.

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Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.

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Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.

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When Chuck Norris steps on a сrаск he breaks another persons mother's back.

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Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.

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Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.

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What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris?
His foot.

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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris

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There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.

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Suicide committed Chuck Norris.

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During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3."
All was good.

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Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife.
"Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning.
That's how tough his beard is.

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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

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Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.

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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you.
If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

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Freddy Krueger sleeps with his mom every night because he is scared of Chuck Norris!

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