Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris was the original star of "24."
It was called "1."

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Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.

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In 1945, Adolf Нiтlеr was really kicked to death by a five year old Chuck Norris.

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If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.

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Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.

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Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.

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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.

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Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.

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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

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Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.

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Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs.
This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.

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Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.

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Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.

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Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.

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The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...

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All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.

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