Chuck Norris

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Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion?
Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.

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Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.

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Chuck Norris discovered America.

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Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.

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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

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Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.

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In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said ВАNG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.

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Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"

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Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.

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Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.

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Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.

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Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.

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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

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Chuck Norris gets younger by the кill.

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Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...

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The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion.
No episode aired, as no one survived.

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"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter.
To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.

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For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early.
No one surprises Chuck Norris.

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