Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.

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Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.

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If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.

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The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone.
The ground is afraid to break it.

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Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.

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It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.

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Chuck Norris is like an F5 Tornado...
When you see him coming you better run for cover and pray to God he doesn't find you...

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Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.

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Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.

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Chuck Norris’ cowboy boots are made of real cowboys!

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When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris

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When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.

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WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.

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Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".

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When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.

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Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.

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The president of the USA lives in the White House.
Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.

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