Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.

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Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.

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Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.

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Chuck Norris walked into a bar.
"OUCH!" said the bar.

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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he suскеd on a pacifier and made it cry.

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Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.

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Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.

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The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...

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Curiosity didn't кill the cat.
Chuck Norris did.

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Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
He died a year later.

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Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.

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Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

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When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.

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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ... All of it.

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Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.

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Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

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Chuck Norris got shot. We are now in the hospital, where the bullet is in critical condition.

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