Chuck Norris

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Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.

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Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.

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Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.

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When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.

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Chuck Norris stuffs lockers into bullies!

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Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.

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Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.

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Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

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Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.

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Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.

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Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Sатаn.

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Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.

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Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.

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Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.

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Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.

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Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.

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Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.

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Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once.
That stone is now known as The Death Star.

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