Chuck Norris

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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

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Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.

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If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis.
He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!

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The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.

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Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

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When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken.
It´s Chuck Norris´s leg.
He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.

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Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.

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If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear.
He sleeps with a real bear.

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Chuck Norris Watches "the Nat. Geo. Specials" on Discovery Channel.

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Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.

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Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.

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If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.

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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".

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Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.

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When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.

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