Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris does not smile.
He flexes his teeth.

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Earth is not spinning around the sun.
The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris doesn't have a will.
Invincible people don't need them.

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The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.

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Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.

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Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.

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The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.

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Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.

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Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.

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Time waits for no man.
Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

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After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of sсат, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.

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Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

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When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.

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Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees.
He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.

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It takes courage to say YES at the altar.
It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.

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30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard...
They were never seen again.

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Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.

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The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.

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